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Brain Dog Diggin on Celebrity Digits!

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Item A! Actor David Crossed spent several thousands of dollars on a fancy black piano for his home. The piono's ultra black sheen matched the linoleum which lines the floor of his million dollar home.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandoun Roth say that the superstar celeb has pulled off quite a sexy heist recently. The "Superboy" star apparently robbed three thousand dollars from the back office of a strip club on Sunset Blvd.

Item #3! Actor Wesley Sknipes was spotted dipping his fingers into the hot wax at the top of a candle during a particularly dull date at Beverly Hills Hot Spot Pershed!

Grab Hold of the Nearest Celebrity and Squeeze The Fame!

As Milli Vanilla once said, blame it on the fame! Fame! FAME!

First Item! Actor Art Carnie once at a large burrito filled with beans, rice, cilantro, and roasted chicken. He was the very first White Actor to make such a statement on the subject of Hispanic Cuisines.

Item #2! Actor John Bin Jovie spent a romantical sleepover with Actor Courtnie Cox, says one identified source. Details suggest the handsome duo shared fondue over the latest cinematic masterpiece from Actor Steves Spielburg!

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted flicking pomegranate seeds at Actor Marc Pellegrino from across the hospital commissary! Cracks in their famed friendship? Mayhaps! They were in the hospital visiting a close, elderly friend who is dying of cancer.

Hungry Dames Make for the Best of Actresses

Keepin it skinny, keepin it pure, stop eating food nab that starring role for sure!
That's the motto of the main famous ladies around in Holllllleeeeeeewooooooood! What else is going on in the town of stars and starlets? These things!

First Item! Actor Kevin Neilin organized a recent protest against the City Hall, on account of a ticket he received for building a house to tall.

Item #B! Actor Matthew Lawrence was spotted hopping over a fence and into a reservoir to drink cool, fresh, reservoir water from his hands.

Item 3! Source close to Actor Anna Torv rode upon the back of a camel as part of her Arabian Safari Vacation, at Achmed's Simulated Safari Experience in Palmdale, California.

Acting Like A Superstar!

These people, they just do such the amazingness. These, our famous Hollllllllleeeeeeeeewoooooooood celebs!

Item A! Actor Thomas Haydn Churches was spotted munching on many chicken bones during some downtime on the Santo Manico Pier! The Actor ordered a half rotisserie chicken from a local chicken merchant, and doused his poultry with poutine style gravy and dashes of salt and black pepper.

Item #2! Actor Taro Reid recently divulged her insistence on playing a violin concert at a local unnamed venue. The Actor has been studying her sheet music extra hard, and is confident that she can impress her many naysayers.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say the top superstar bought four boxes of whole wheat crackers, and, along with a wedge of munchaygo cheeesies, finished the complete collection in less than one weekend. Mammma Mia!

Fast Acting Celebrity Action!

Thing fast, hot shot, here are many famed men and womens doing a variety of things recently, and this report is about those things!

Item #1! Actor David Boreanaz was recently seen canoodling with a new issue of George Magazine at a private booth in BoHo HotSpot BoooHooooz. The drink? Gin and seven up! The cover model! Actor Quintin Tarantino.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Tom Derenger say that the superstar recently put a young child up for adoption. The child can be purchased at your local orphanage.

Item C! Actor Curt Russell smelled a flower on his way home from a public appearance that paid over ten grand in cash.

Godspeed to These, Our Leading Celebrity Entertainers!

Move fast, boldly forward, you, our favorite stars. Shine bright and burn long. We will continue to sing your song!

Item A! Actor Bill Clintum was recently asked by a paparrazo about his favorite vacations spots. The famed superstar responded that he spends weekends by the beach, and winters in the mountains with friends.

Item #2! Actor Lon Chaney III was spotted canoodling with a milk shake at the In-N-Out in Glendale.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the famous Man recently purchased a box of picture frames from a garage sale near or around his neighborhood. How much did the legend of silver and small screen pay? The identified source says just shy of a twenty dollar bill. More on this story as it develops....