That's right, all of this town's children grow up to be wicked popular super-stars, just like Actor John Travolta and his Famous Wife.
Item First ! Actor Billy "Pumpkins" Corgan was spotted throwing a trash can through a window last night. When asked by paparazzi why he did what he did, the famed Music Man shrugged and said "Whatever, Duuuuude!"
Item B! Actor Jane Honda recently announced that she would be taking the next year off to travel through the main cities of Europe and even parts of Asia.
Item # 3! In an effort to save more than 14% on his monthly bill, Actor Titus Welliver decided to switch from cable television to satellite.
