A Mouthful of Celebrated Goodness!

Wrap your lips around this gossip stuff, take a big, sloppy bite, and chew like your life depended on it!

Item #1! Actor Tom Berringer recently auditioned for American Idol at one of the show's famous casting calls in Detroit, Michigan.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Amando Seyfreed say that she has started work on a quilt made from scraps of cloth she found in a dumpster behind a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Store.

Item C! Actor David Boreanaz was spotted yelling at a valet for opening the door to his Very Expensive Foreign Car incorrectly after a dinner party at an identified restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Expanding Your Celebrity Consciousness!

All of this blogs newzzzzz stories have been locally sourced from sustainable tipsters. Now you can enjoy your Holllllllleeeeeeeeewooooood gossip guilt free!

First Item! Actor Todd Solands was recently spotted organizing his dresser at his home in Palm Springs.

Item # B! Actor Wilfred Brimley recently designated a parking spot in his large garage for a ping pong table. According to a statement released by the Actor, he is expecting the ping pong table to arrive on Thursday. It was ordered from a catalog.

Item 3! Actor Marc Pellegrino eat tacos.

Our Celebrity Carbon Footprint is Through the Roof!

We've been meaning to purchase Celebrity Carbon Offsets, but it is difficult to locate Actor Thomas Haydn Church, who is the number one seller of Celebrity Carbon Offsets in Holllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwoooooooooooooooood.

Item #1 Actor Jared Peddelicky was spotted storming out of a 7-11 convenience restaurant after being told by the cashier that they were sold out of Wint-o-green Life Saver Candies.

Item B! Sources close to Actor Edward Northon say that the superstar recently developed a rash while camping with good friends in the Angeles International Forest. The sources go on to suggest that poison ivy may have been involved. (The plant, not the movie.)

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver recently made too much milkshake in his blender, and invited close friend Actor Marc Pellegrino over to enjoy the overflowing bounty of mint chocolate chip!

Putting the Fear of Gossip Into the Hearts of Men!

We are casting the shadow of exposure via gossip across the collective, juttingly cheekboned face of celebrities in Hollllleeeeewooooooood!

Item A! Actor "Gorgeous" George Foreman recently built a large radio tower on his front yard's lawn in Encino. What is it for? More details as the story develops...

Middle Item! Actor Franky Munoz was spotted ordering Thai rice noodles from a take out restaurant in Angora Hills. No word if the dish interfered with his peanut allergy.

Item #3! Sources close to Actor David Boreanaz reported that he recently gave away a small dog he picked up from a shelter. According to sources, the Actor described the dog as "a handful" and weighed the stress of keeping it against the damage it was doing to his favorite antique rug.

Top Gunners Gunning For Top Gossips

Goosing the town's Iciest Men is what we do here at Holllllleeeeeewooooooood Newzzzzzzzzz!

First Item! Actor Martin Landau recently visited his mother who is entombed in the mausoleum at Holleeeewooooddd Forever Cemetary.

Item #2! Actor Hank Toms is reportedly starring in a sequel movie in which he reprises his role as an astronaut.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the superstar recently started an argument with a taco vendor after she supposedly gave him the wrong amount of change. The sources say that the Actor's lack of Spanish language skills made it difficult for him to express his concerns.

Todays Special is Gossip About a Famous!

Write the following items on a chalkboard, because they are so brand new, and then put the chalkboard in front of your cafe to inform possible patrons about the freshness!

Item #1! Actor Jason Beckham ate an entire plate of pasta at the Holllllleeeeeeewoooooood Youth and Fitness Center's recent Celebrity Spaghetti Dinner.

Item B! Actor Jeremy Rhys Davies is reportedly superstitious, and refuses to drive across a bridge while wearing shoes and socks on his feet.

Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino played with a lamb at a petting zoo at the birthday of the daughter of Actor Evangeline Lily. Pellegrino described the beast's skin as "wonderful" during a conversation with the celebrity Host later at the event.

A Hotel Run By Celebrity Millionaires

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Item A! Actor Kelly Clarkson ordered an "American" styled hero from a grocery store near her home in Topango Canyon.

Item Centered! Actor William Zane picked a flower for his new romantic interest, Actor Miscka Barton, and handed it to her outside of her million dollar estate.

Item #3! Actor Eugene Levy recently beat his nephew in a game of Stratego at his family's holiday gathering.