Queuing Up To Watch "Q" Actor John de Lancie

This gossip blog is John de Fancie. We are ready for John de Romancie!

Item A! Actor Ripley Scott dropped his ice cream bar into a puddle outside of the laundromat.

Item #2! Source close to Actor Don Cheadle say that the famous superstar rented a canoe and paddled around the local bay in order to show a young lady a "nice night".

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted pushing a shopping cart full of aluminum Squirt cans to a local recycling center. When asked what he was up to, the Talented Man said that he was "just doing his part."

What is Audrina Looking At? ( A Celebrity Quizzzzz)

Actor Audrina Partridge is famous for two things. The first thing is being a great Actor, and the second is looking up in photographs. But what is she staring at? Let us know by taking our celebrity Quizzzzz!

Choice A! A beautiful bird that is flying high in the sky. (E.g. heron, robin, chicken falling off the roof.)

Second Choice! Current weather conditions so as to predict future weather conditions.

Next Choice! Jesus (in Heaven).

Choice 4! The inside of the top of her eyesockets.

After you have made your choice, we will be sure to post the results on this blog at a point in the future. Thanks for your thoughts!

Breaking Bad (Newwwwzzzz for People Who Hate Celebrities!)

In other words, we are breaking GREAT newzzzzzzz for people who love Celebrities!

Item #1! Actor Nicole Kidman recently attended a dinner party that she later described to friends as "boring." The host of the party, when informed of the Actor's comments by one of our staff reporters, responded by crying.

Middle Item! Actor Paul "Ringo" McCartney used his enormous wealth to purchase 400 copies of his friend's new cook book, in an attempt to get it onto the British Newspaper's Top Bestseller Book List.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Brandon Frasier say that the Actor paid a cosmetic surgeon to tone down the color of his nipples for a smoother looking chest.

Born in Holleeeeeewooooooood!

That's right, all of this town's children grow up to be wicked popular super-stars, just like Actor John Travolta and his Famous Wife.

Item First ! Actor Billy "Pumpkins" Corgan was spotted throwing a trash can through a window last night. When asked by paparazzi why he did what he did, the famed Music Man shrugged and said "Whatever, Duuuuude!"

Item B! Actor Jane Honda recently announced that she would be taking the next year off to travel through the main cities of Europe and even parts of Asia.

Item # 3! In an effort to save more than 14% on his monthly bill, Actor Titus Welliver decided to switch from cable television to satellite.

Corny Old Celebrity Newwwzzzzzzz

Hotly buttered and sometimes with salt. One kernel at a time!

Item A! Actor Robby Redford squirted a mayonaise on his hottie dog dog. Sources say that he did this in front of many people who watched him do it.

Item #2! Actor David Crosss recently spoke at a conference for single mothers who are interested in natural birthing techniques. The topic? We hear that it was water babies! (Babies being born in a pool or tub of water.)

Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino was spotted throwing stones at a club that refused to allow him entrance because he was wearing a shirt that exposed his midriff.

200 Years of Edward Cullen!

In honor of this blog's 200th post coinciding with Edward Cullen's 200th birthday celebration, our staff has put together a list of factoids about the cast of the Twilight Film Series, parts one, two and three! See if you can spot your favorite Twilight Superstar in the handy factoids below!

Fact! Due to a recent stomach surgery, Edward James Olmos should not lift more than twenty pounds at one single time!

Fact! Actor Billy Burke burps loudly after too much Dr. Pepper brand Pepper Flavored Soda Water.

Fact! Actor Kristen Bell collects small forks that are used to pull crab meat out of the shells!

Fact! Actor Taylor Laugher can't see the color mauve!

Fact! Actor James Marsters can tie his legs into a pretzel knot!

Fact! Actor Gil Bermingham cut off a toe after being dared to by Twilight Co-Star Actor Ashleeeee Greeeeeeene.

Fact! Actor Jackson Rathbone majored in "Gettin' Some" at Pennsylvania State University's Pussy College!

Actor Kristen Dunst keeps a small turtle as a pet. It is named HoneyChild.

Fact! Anna Kendrickson was a child model for Hormel Chili!

Fact! Actor Titus Welliver once visited the young Actors on set and led an impromptu Acting course on Acting Strongly.


And finally, three facts about the Man of the Hour, Actor Robert Patternson, whose Character Eduardo Cullen turns 200 years old today! (He is an immortal vampire man.)

Fact! Actor Robert Pattinson now has a mustache.

Fact! Actor Robert Pattilnson ate a tomato soup for the lunch.

Fact! Actor Robert Pattinson owes Actor David Boreanaz fifty dollars, after the two made a vampire-related wager.

Response To An Item!

When Actor Joe Hamm was asked to respond to rumors that he had found a ring-pillow underneath a ring, he told Hollleeeeewooooooood Newwwwwzzzzzzzzz that he would only speak exclusively to television newz program 20/20/20/20/20.