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Actor Dave Thomas disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle during his first solo Trans-Atlamtic Flight.

Pip Slip! (Photos Inside)

That's right, Actor Bronson Pinchot, portraying Phillip Pirrip in an off-broadway performance of Charles Dicken's Classic "The Great Expectation" slipped on a banana peel left on stage by a careless stagehand! Oops!

Item #1! Actor Hugh Laurie was recently spotted kicking a dalmatian through a chain link fence.

Center Item! Actor Mel "The Smel" Gibson recently paid one hundred dollars for a chef at a fancy Diner Restaurant to prepare a special tuna salad sandwich.

Item C! Actor Marc Pellegrino attended a wine making class and, according to an identified source, very much enjoyed the portion of the class in which he was taught to barefootedly stomp on red grapes.

Largely Famous But Never Forgotten

In Honor of the Legendary Actor Marlon Brando, who passed away fifty years ago today, we would like to offer this list of events that the Oscard Winning Actor missed since his untimely death.

Motorized Boat Races

Great Western Bank's Free Toaster Giveaway

The Conclusion of Manned Space Flights

The Popular Revival of Ultimate Frisbee

Organic Kidney Beans available in Cans

The Success of a National chain of inexpensive Mexican Food (Taco Bell)

The 400th Anniversary of the death of Shakespeare

The continued privatization of the Education System

A Cat that learned to Scuba Dive

The Destruction of the World Trade Center

The Breaking of the Turkey Burger Taste Barrier

Carried Away By Big Name Stars

They have something of a gravitational pull, because they are attractive!

Item A! Actor Mark Hammmil grows peas in a garden on the patio of his duplex Condo.

Item #2! Actor Antonio Sabato Jr. was spotted putting change into a coinstar coin sorting machine at a Vons grocery store in Los Feliz. According to the machine's receipts, the Actor collected over $13 in nickels, dimes, quarters and pennies, enough to buy a fine steak from the grocer's butcher department.

Last Item! Actor Natalie Imbruglia caught ordering a bagel with margarine instead of butter at a restaurant. Sources close to the Actor say that she is trying to avoid "animal fats."

"There Was Something in the Holleeeeeeewooooood Air That Night!"

That's correct, Fernando. And that something is the unmistakable musk of fame and handsomeness, the exclusive aroma of the top celebrity filled town!

First Item! Actor Robert RedFord was knocked on the noggin by a loose ceiling fan that fell from the ceiling of his young girlfriend's apartment ceiling. According to an identified source, the Actor has described his condition as being "okay for such an old man."

Item B! Actor Jonathan Knoxville accidentally ordered too big of a hamburger during a recent visit to a hamburger restaurant. As reported by eyewitnesses, the Actor decided too finish the entire thing anyway because he didn't want to disappoint his fans.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted giving away kittens in front of his house. The kittens, which were being kept in a large cardboard box, were, according to witnesses, very cute. Welliver was heard to say that he is saving one of the kittens for his good friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino.

Take Our (North) Poll. Because It Is Almost X-Mas!

Sources close to Actor Michelle Rodriguez say that the Talented Young Lady is ready to adopt a new cat. In order to make the biggest splash on the Hollleeeeewoooood scene, what nation should she adopt a cat from?


Choice A! Paraguay.



Second Choice! Democratic Republic of the Congo.



This Choice! Chile Verde.



Choice 4! Asia.




Please write your answers on a sheet of paper along with this blog's mailing address, wrap the sheet of paper around a fireplace log, and leave it on the front porch of your local postal carrier. He (or she!) will know what to do!

A Fine Gossip Suit to Fit the Muscles of Any Handsome Celeb!

Just consider this blog to be the tailor-tellers, stitching together scraps of rumors and threads of speculation into a luxurious tapestry of important information about the top Heavyweights in Hollllllllleeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwooooooooooood.

Item #1! Actor Michael J. White was spotted showering after being told by a close friend that his denim jacket was "smelly."

Middle Item! Actor Kristen Duns't invented a new type of salad that includes ingredients such as pepperonis, goat cheese and asparagus tippies. The Famous Actor served it to her boyfriend on the anniversary of their first french kiss.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the Superstar Celeb spent the last few weeks recovering from a cosmetic surgery that moved nearly one dozen of his facial hair follicles to a new, more aesthetically pleasing location. The location is rumored to be just above his upper lip.

The Slums of Holllllleeeeeeeewoooooooood Still Hold Celebrity Treasures!

Where else can you buy an off-brand mp3 player from a man who played a bit role as Actor Kirk Cameron's friend in an episode of Family Ties? Where else can you take a photograph with Actor Jonathan Frakes dressed in a full Spiderman costume outside of a Chinese Movie Theater? Only in Holllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooood. The following is some gossip from that fabulous town.

Item A! Actor Crispix Glover recently took a walking tour of the Hearst Castle while driving a motor home from Los Angeles to San Francisco. He reportedly had very good things to say about the tiling in one of the indoor pools.

Middle Item! According to sources close to Actor Demi "Dreamy" Moore, she has been working out at a gym in the same clothes for almost three days.

Item 3! Actor Tony Danzig spoke at a conference of Medical Students about his charity efforts battling chronic foot order in active teens.

Top of the Pop Charts with Actor Britney Spear

Her new hit movie is about a lumberjack that finds love in Canada.

First Item! According to an identified source, Actor Daniel Heathcliffe went missing from a movie set after he became transfixed by the tranquil beauty of a nearby river.

Item B! Actor Eddie Murphy ordered a Chinese dinner that was delivered to his estate in Beverly Hills by an immigrant who makes $45 a day plus tips.

Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino spent nine minutes on the phone with an internet company after his internet went out.

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Actor Amy Smarts briefly dyed her hair orange to test out the hair portion of her Halloween costume. Sources close to the Actor say that she will be dressing up as a carrot.

Celebs Honest Truth

Accepting the Word of Actor Cheryl Crow as the Hollllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooood Gospel!

First Item! Actor Michael J. Focks ordered lobster at a fancy italian restaurant.

Item 2! Sources close to Actor John Noble say that the superstar celeb built a treehouse in his backyard out of wood planks and nails.

Item C! Actor Marc Pellegrino, according to reports, challenged a local man in a "Handsome Contest." The prize was the friendship of an attractive woman. The source could not verify which contestant won, but it has been confirmed that both parties removed their shirts.

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Actor Ron Livingston paid a neighbor $490 dollars to let his friends park in her driveway after realizing that there was not enough street parking for every single one of the people he invited his birthday jamboree.

Sox versus Socks: A Debate in the Mind of Actor Daniel Craig

The famous British Actor struggles daily with his inclination to spell the word with an "x" instead of the longer "cks". This comes up frequently, because he often writes letters about his feet to close friends.

Item A! Actor Warren Beady was seen popping balloons under his expensive Italian loafer at a park in Eagle Rock.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandon "Toody" Routh say that the superstar slash wonderboy Actor has recently released a celebrated mix-tape of rap music. A search engine search revealed that the mix tape is titled "Too Hot for Even A Volcano!"

Item 3! Actor Marc Pellegrino crashed his car into good friend Actor Matthew Fox. Witnesses at the scene say that Fox, who is worth much more money than Pellegrino, simply walked away from the accident. One of Fox's personal assistants arrived a few minutes later to work out insurance matters with Pellegrino.

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Billionaire famous Actor Scarlette Johanssen appeared in a recent photo section of Elle(n) magazine. An accompanying article allowed the Actor to expound on her life as a rich famous woman.

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Actor Barry Pepper and Actor Billy Piper's new baby was officially named Brownie Piper-Pepper today at Long Beach Memorial Hospital at 12:17.

Gossip Like Lightning!

Striking down all the anti-celebrity movement aficionados with a quick jolt of electric, eclectic tidbits.

First Item! Actor Jon Bon Jovi enlisted in the military in the hope that, after his tour of duty, the government would pay for some of the costs of his college education.

Item B! Actor Robert Mitchum pitched a baseball to his young son at a park near the Getty Museum.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver wrote a thank you note to his grandmother after she remembered to call him on his birthday.

The Lovely Bones of Superstar Bred Pittza

Check his cheekies for speckles. You will find none. That is the case for many famed actors, but especially Mr. Jennifer Anuston. On to the newwwwwwzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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First Item! Actor Billionaire Zane chased a peacock down a road in Palo Verdes.

Item 2! Actor Edward Nortan devised a plan to sneak through security at a party at the lovely bar near Beverly Blvd and Chuco Ave. The plan involved a flying taco as part of the distraction technique.

Item #C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver disclosed that the famous Person disagreed with a telephone representative of Communication Company ATT. After pleading his case, the Actor walked away with over thirty dollars in free "anytime" minutes.