In Honor of the Legendary Actor Marlon Brando, who passed away fifty years ago today, we would like to offer this list of events that the Oscard Winning Actor missed since his untimely death.
Motorized Boat Races
Great Western Bank's Free Toaster Giveaway
The Conclusion of Manned Space Flights
The Popular Revival of Ultimate Frisbee
Organic Kidney Beans available in Cans
The Success of a National chain of inexpensive Mexican Food (Taco Bell)
The 400th Anniversary of the death of Shakespeare
The continued privatization of the Education System
A Cat that learned to Scuba Dive
The Destruction of the World Trade Center
The Breaking of the Turkey Burger Taste Barrier
