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Actor Jaleel White misread an article in the Los Angeles Times and was embarrassed to later realize that he had incorrectly summarized an article about raves in the Middle East while on a third date with a Beautiful Woman.

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Item A! Actor Vincent Gallows recently received a prescription for Medicine Gonzonapan to treat his outbreak of Marzipan Mumps and recurring sweat-fits.

Item 2! Sources close to Actor Paul Haggis say that the superstar celebrity was found passed out in a cupboard under the stairs after drunkenly recreating a scene from the "Harry Potter And The..." popular film series.

Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino was spotted throwing away a handful of blank, tea stained envelopes. When asked to respond to the rumors, the Actor stated that he had "spilled tea on some envelopes while drinking tea."

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The Ghost of Actor Heath Ledger recently applied for a job at Grocery Superstore Whole Foods. Sources close to the actor's ghost say that it was interested in managing the cheese section.

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Item #1! Actor Brad Bridges recently owned a boat. It was sold on Craigslist via online classifieds.

Item Middle! Actor Andrew Garfield recently competed in a nine "kay" marathon. He came in eleventh place, much to the delight of his female fans.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Russell Brands say that the famous English Man is looking for a new tailor for formal events. Qualified tailors are encouraged to send their resumes to Brands via his talent agents, located in Beverly Hills, Californio.

Sighted!

Actor David Boreanaz at a lumber yard.

Actor Piper Perabo buying frozen peas at a Vons.

Actor Denzel Washington ordering Chinese food on a pay telephone.

Actor Bridget Bardot waiting to cross a street.

Actor Wayne Knight hammering nails into a piece of wood.

Actor Kelly Presstin picking up a penny off of the sidewalk.

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Actor Ben "Kingly" Kingsley watched a screening of "The Shining" at a drive in movie theater with Actor Helen Hunt.

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Item #A! Actor Horation Sanz was recently spotted at the Pink Flamingos Hotel and Casino and Fabulous Las Vegas, Casino. He was seen playing in a high stakes game of Gin Rummy.

Item 2! Sources close to Actor Barbara Streisandland say that the Actress was miffed when she purchased a $5 carryout cheese pizza from Pizza Restaurant Little Caesers, only to discover that it was pepperoni-topped. The sources said that the Actress attempted to return the pizza pie, but that her local franchise has a "No Refunds!" policy.

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver broke his shoulderbone while competing in a skateboarding contest at a local youth center. According to identified members of the audience, the 57 year old Actor was attempting a Double Grindhouse Wheelie Kick-Slap when he fell off the board and tumbled down a steep ramp. Close friend Actor Marc Pellegrino helped Welliver drive to the hospital, where he was put in a shoulder cast.