Friday, April 1, 2011

Help Tom Sawyer Gossip-wash That Rickety Old Fence!


You know that we would love you to read this blog full of celebrity titbits, but really, it's just more fun if we read it ourselves.

Item #A! Actor Horation Sanz was recently spotted at the Pink Flamingos Hotel and Casino and Fabulous Las Vegas, Casino. He was seen playing in a high stakes game of Gin Rummy.

Item 2! Sources close to Actor Barbara Streisandland say that the Actress was miffed when she purchased a $5 carryout cheese pizza from Pizza Restaurant Little Caesers, only to discover that it was pepperoni-topped. The sources said that the Actress attempted to return the pizza pie, but that her local franchise has a "No Refunds!" policy.

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver broke his shoulderbone while competing in a skateboarding contest at a local youth center. According to identified members of the audience, the 57 year old Actor was attempting a Double Grindhouse Wheelie Kick-Slap when he fell off the board and tumbled down a steep ramp. Close friend Actor Marc Pellegrino helped Welliver drive to the hospital, where he was put in a shoulder cast.