(Terribly Inconvenient announcements about Personal Sobriety breakthroughs!)
Item A! Actor Vincent Gallows recently received a prescription for Medicine Gonzonapan to treat his outbreak of Marzipan Mumps and recurring sweat-fits.
Item 2! Sources close to Actor Paul Haggis say that the superstar celebrity was found passed out in a cupboard under the stairs after drunkenly recreating a scene from the "Harry Potter And The..." popular film series.
Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino was spotted throwing away a handful of blank, tea stained envelopes. When asked to respond to the rumors, the Actor stated that he had "spilled tea on some envelopes while drinking tea."
