Bringing the Celebrity Heat To the Town Where the Elite Meet to Tweet

Hot styles on display at this month's Cannes Fashion Show and Movie Roundup. So many good looking lookers and lookettes, a bystander would lose his hat!

First Item! Actor Johnny Depth was spotted carrying a bag of horse food, presumably for the horses he keeps at his fancy house!

Item #2 Actor James Earl Ray recently announced he would be returning to television's "The Mentalist." The Actor has portrayed arch-villan Pine Box Petey for over three seasons.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Marc Pellegrino say that the superstar actor has recently invented a new frozen yogurt chain. Expect to taste Marc's sweat treats this summer at a sweltering corner near you!

Bring the Pain, Bring the Celebrity Rain

When the talent begins to fall from the skies, we know that it is God dropping famous pennies down from heaven to grace us with their presents!

First Item! Actor Jeremy Piven sported a new pair of sunglasses during his time at the beach on the lovely California coastline! We're betting other beachgoers got an eyeful!

Item B! Sources close to Actor Clint Howard say the famous Actor has been drinking too many root beer sodas. Friends are urging the Star Trek star to enter soft rehab.

Item #3! Actor Anna Torv was spotted throwing away several perfectly good frenched fries after her "dinner date for one" at Pasadena's In N Out food restaurant.

The Great Wall of Holleeeeeewooooooood!

If the talent of each celebrity is a brick, then the wall that they are a part of can be seen from outerspace! These, our moust famoust mens and womens.

Item A! Actor David Bonaducci was seen canoodling with a puppy dog a the Silver Lake Dog Park. The dog's and Actor's red fur coats were in chromatic alignment and cast a spell on all who witnessed it from the brunch restaurant across the street.

Middle Item! Actor Todd Cruise makes a special guest appearance on tonight's episode of NCIS! (as a former property owner who believes he was cheated by the government!)

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver recently attended a special concert tribute for Singer/Actor Graham Nash, of famous rockband Cosby, Steele, and Young Nash. The Actor put a request into the song request box, and took a photo of him standing up while the band played on the stage in the background.

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Actor Brandon Frasier ordered many kebobs from the Turkish Truck that is outside of his apartment complex. Extree hot sauces? You better believe it! Brandon is a known scovillephile!

The Minute Hand is Pointing to Celebrity O'Clock

Pass your hours with some fresh items from tinseltown, only seconds away from passing into your pupils and shimmering brightly inside your brain.

Item #1 Actor James "Bowlin'" Brolin was spotted opening a can of kidney beans at a grocery store. After being addressed by the store's assistant manager, the Superstar Actor explained that he was nearsighted and could only determine the size of the kidney beans by touch. Brolin did in fact pay for the can of kidney beans that he opened, and left a reasonable tip for the bag boy.

Item B! Actor Brittany Murphy recently arranged a Special Day Bridal Shower for her non-famous friend at celebrity hot spot Ducard's in Culver City. The restaurant is near Los Angeles's 405 freeway, and only minutes from the International Airport.

Last Item! Source close to Actor Anna Torv say that the Screen Diva has currently recording a Brit-Pop album. Look for the single, along with a video featuring Torv and her band in turtlenecks, to appear soon!

Man on Fire Starring Denzel Washington, a Top Cinematic Pick

Actor Denzel Washington, most famous for playing the man on fire in the titular film, will be reprising his role in Man on Ice, the thrilling tale of a man who sits on ice cubes in an effort to rescue his daughter from bandits. But Densal is not the only big man on campus here in Holllllleeeeeeeeeeeewoooooood! Here are some tasty titbits about a few others!

First Item! Actor Randy "Dennis" Quaid recently sold his yacht to help pay for his discrete drug habit. The yacht, named "Holy Boater", was a left over from the years he spent as a sober member of his local church.

Item #2!Actor Wendy Williams was spotted at the mall earlier this week. Witnesses say the famous Celebrity tried on shoes at the Lady Footlocker, but eventually decided that she did not need them. She was with her body guard and personal stylist, neither of whom recommended any items from the store's wide selection of lady shoes.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Mark Pellegrino say that the actor got real nice and tan on his big holiday vacation to a nation close to the equator. "Looking good, Mark!" said the source.

Celebrities In America Are Heating Up!

The sun is out in Holllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooood, and many of the number 1 celebritie men and ladies are tanning their taut faces and prominent abs/boobs. These famed folk do many things, and below is a list of some of them.

Item A! Actor Nadalie Portman opened up a taquito restaurant on the Sunset Strip. Los Angelenos who love to party also love taquitos, and Nadalie is raking in boffo business. The menu includes, chickens, porks, and vegetarians, all in tasty tiny taquitos!

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Lance Henrickson say the Super-Super-Superstar has recently invited his brother, an accountant for the government, to spend some time in a rented home in Malibu. The two brothers, according to the identified source, will enjoy time drinking cocktails near or while looking at a pool that is in the home's backyard.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted purchasing a six pack of delicious micro-brewed beer at a convenience store near his home. The store had one and a half homeless people inside looking at the beer case, and the Actor did his best not to meet any of their gazes.