For those not in the know (though know you're in now!) Actor Nic Cage, star of "Face/Off" and other legitimate films, recently got married. The Actor was kind enough to provide Holleeeeeewwoooooood Newzzz with the exclusive details of the ceremony. Following below are those details, presented in a convenient "back of the baseball card" list format.
Actor: Nic Cage
Married Since: Today!
To Whom: A Lovely Woman!
Why: The Actor, according to sources, is "in love."
Where: The Basement of a Plantation House once owned by Actor Don Knotts.
Who Was There: President Bill Clinton, Singer Tiffany, and Actor Katie Couric.
Who Catered: Cage's favorite chain restaurant, Chick-Fil-A, serving their new spicy chicken sandwiches.
What Happened: The Actor and his Blushing Bride, recreating an ancient Mesopotamian tradition, stood in separate, inch-high pools of water. The drenching of their socks and expensive shoes with cold water symbolizes the drenching of their hearts with respect and admiration for one another. The slow drying of the wet shoes throughout the course of the reception represents the fade of unmaintained love, which must be constantly renewed with dips in the emotional "pool" for the rest of the couples lives.
What Else: During a speech, the Actor sarcastically thanked his cousin for making a crude comment in the dressing room before the wedding ceremony.
