Because without them and their many talents and charms, where would this nation be? (Probably Russia.)
Item A! Actor Anthony Hopskin recently picked at a scab that his doctor explicitly told him not to pick at. The scab is reportedly on his arm, and it is very large. The Actor's doctor, Henry Williamson, was unavailable for comment.
Middle Item! Actor Carrie Russell was spotted rifling through a folder of coupons at a Lucky grocery store in Encino. The Actor was in the frozen foods aisle, and is suspected to have been trying to save money on a box of peas.
Item 3! Actor Joan Cusack was spotted installing an irrigation system on the farm she owns, in order to better water her crop of cotton plants. Next summer, she hopes to buy a gin.
