Children Dreaming of a Celebrity Filled World

Who could ask for anything better. Each and every one of us should join hands with the nearest child and wish against hope that one day, all our favorite Famous People will fill up the world and be nice to every person.

First Item! Actor Peter Capaldi was spotted returning a pair of pants to an identified department store. The pants were accepted by the clerk on duty based on the premise that they were a poor fit on the svelte Capaldi.

Item 2! Actor Vivaca "Ace" Fox revealed in an interview that she had given up on the herb garden in her backyard after her rosemary kept "being eaten by damned bunny rabbits."

Item C! Actor David Boreanaz was seen fixing his hair in the mirror of his lavish on-set trailer. Eventually, the Star got it just right.

Celebrity Pot Luck!

Actor Pariz Hilton will bring the potato salad. Sign up for other dishes on the clipboard at the Holllllleeeeeeewwoood Sign.

Item 1! Actor Marion Berry was spotted carrying a large novelty check (made out to an amount of $5,000). The Actor was presumably on his way to a local Children's hospital or some other deserving charity.

Item B! Actor Dave Tennants recently revealed in an interview that he was allergic to cod fish and one other type of fish.

Last Item! Sources close to David Boreanaz say that the Superstar Actor is growing a mustache. The source was unclear as to whether or not is for a role.

Celebrity T.I.P.S

(To Increase the Personal growth of famous superSTars!)

Item A! Actor Melvin Gibson was spotted picking cherries from a tree that did not belong to him. The owner of the tree called the police, but when it was discovered that the fruit thief was in fact a World Class Celeb, the owner of the tree immediately dropped all charges.

Item #2 Sources close to Actor Betsy White say that the famous Woman has taken up pilates, an exercise routine for women.

Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino announced at a press conference that he is planning to stop by the specialty jam store that recently opened a few blocks from his home in North Hollywood.

Shopping for Superstars at the Superstore!

Actor K-Fed at K-Mart! Actor Walter Mattheu at Wal-Mart! Actor Targsem Singh at Target! All your favorite Celeb Gossip and all your favorite Discount Prices!

First Item! Despite the fact that he is over fifty (50) years old, Actor David Bowie was seen dancing at a club for young people in Silver Lake. The Actor demonstrated many "old school" dance moves, and several "new school" moves as well.

Item B! Actor Blake Lithely is rumored to have purchased an antique popcorn machine. Sources close to the Actor have offered disputing accounts as to whether the popcorn machine will be set up in Lithely's home or her other home.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver recently helped close friend and Actor Marc Pellegrino out of a jam by lending him some money. This is, according to reports, a reversal of an incident that occurred last year in which Actor Marc Pellegrino assisted Actor Titus Welliver, who was at the time in a financial pickle, by loaning him money.

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Sources close to Actor Bradney Spearrrs say that the Actor has lost 4 pounds on the Rancho Palos Verdes Soup Diet, a diet that encourages female starlets between the ages of 30 and 45 to eat as much soup as possible.

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Actor Denzo Washingron recently visited a doctor office to have several bunyons treated. According to a source close to the Actor, the bunyons were on his right footsie.

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Actor Brent Reznor was seen walking around Downtown Detroit, MI, holding an umbrella to keep the bright bright sun out of his eyes.

Celebrity Grandparents: What Are They Cooking?

Everybody has Grandparents! Even superstar Celebrities! Here is a list of some things that your favorite Star's grandparents are cooking today!

Coriander Stallone, Grandmother of Sylvester: Sticky Toffee Pudding

Henrietta Cox, Grandmother of Courtney: Homemade marshmallows

Brigadoon Clooney, Grandmother of George: A Nice Pot of Hot Tea with Honey

Doris Ann Piper, Grandmother of Billie: A plate of Orange Slices

Noony Paxton, Grandmother of Bill: Biscuity Biscuits

Ethel Crystal, Grandmother of Billy: Spiced Meat Pie

Des Moines Welliver, Grandmother of Titus: Cookie in the Shape of a Bible

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Actor Ronald McDonald fell out of the chair he was sitting in on the set of CSI: Miami.

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Actor Michael Eisenberg, who is rumored to be jewish, was spotted putting a newspaper he had not finished reading into a backpack. Sources close to the Actor speculate that he may finish reading it at a later time today.

Building the Monument to Celebrity Excellence

Our monument will recognize that every celebrity, regardless of race, class or creed, is truly an Excellent!

Item 1! Actor Pierce Brosman took a tour of a famous brewery in the United States. According to a source at the brewery, the famous James Blonde Actor left a cardigan sweater on a table near the exit.

Middle Item! After pleading guilty to a minor traffic infraction, Actor Bonhama Helen Carter was ordered by a court to stand very still in the corner for the next forty five minutes.

Item #C! Actor Titus Welliver recently performed at the release party for his new pop single, "Touch of Glass (The Window Song)". The party was held in a parking garage that had been decorated and stocked with free beers.

Twinzzzzz!

Actor Barry Pepper


and Actor Bradley Cooper

looked at each other in the mirror and realized that he was the same person!

Celebrities Are the Sprinkles on the Cupcakes of Our Lives

One dozen sprinkles on each of the twelve cupcakes in a pack makes for a gross amount of celebrities!

First Item! Actor William Hertz spilled taco meat down his white dress shirt minutes before his afternoon meeting with Investors.

Item #2! Actor Stevie Knicks was spotted laying sod in her famous backyard garden peninsula in Martha's Vinyard. The Actor is, according to sources, an enthusiast of particular types of grass.

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver was seen hanging a a photo calendar of bikin girls above the desk in his home office. It has not been determined what year the calendar is from.

Special Sneeeeeak Preeeeeview!

This Blog is Proud to present a sneak preview from an GQ Magazine's upcoming photographic pictorial of Actor Spiro Agnew.


Here he is, looking very sexy and looking towards the left.



This photograph showcases his famous stare in "The Opposite Direction."


Here is one of him with a finger Extended.

This Smoldering Spread appears in the Upcoming monthly issue of GeeQueue Mag. Check your newstands!

Recommended By Three out of Four Acting Actors!

That's right, this blog has your daily dosage of newzzzzzz, Holllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeewoooooooood, and Hollllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeewwwwoooooooooooddddd Newzzzzzz. Start chowing down on the following celebrated stories!

Item #1! Actor Dolph Lundgren was seen bending over to ties his shoe in front of Ladies Department Store.

Middle Item! According to close sources, Actor Lady Gaga rented a small automobile trailer and used it to help her move from an expensive house to an even expensiver house.

Item C! Actor Marc Pellegrino recently at a hamburger sandwich that contained more than three different types of pickles (dill pickle slice, bread and butter pickle slices, pickle relish, and more?).

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The following Celebrities were spotted drinking alcohol beverages at the premier of new Motion Picture, Carlito's Way II: Return of Carlito.

Actor Clint Howard
Actor Tim Robbinson
Actor Rodney Dangerfield
Actor Toby McGuire
Actor Rosarito Dawson
Actor Holly Robinson Pita
Actor Titus Welliver's Good Friend Marc Pellegrino

Fourth of Jewwww-ly!

Hello to all of our handsome Hebraic readers on today, the most holiest of all holy days in the Jew Calendar. In honor of the occasion, we have rounded up another tantalizingly tasty (and kourageously kosher!) batch of celebrity news items to help you celebrate.

FIrst Item! Actor Ron Popeil crashed a boat.

Item #2! Actor Joshua Hollway revealed in a tell-all interview that his middle name is actually Robert.

Item C! Actor Marc Pellegrino was spotted purchasing an entire barrel full of pickles. The Super Star later confirmed that he was planning a dinner party, and one particular dish required several pickles.

Summer Is Here and Celebrities are Back!

Today is the place for Holllllllleeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooood and the big Newz about the famed folks that live in the hot town tonight!

Item A! Actor David Alan Grier bought some beads at a bead store in Silverlake. Sources close to the Actor say that he has plans to make a necklace to commemorate his mother's birthday.

Item #2! Actor Debbie Harry announced that her popular song can be heard on radio station KFWJ later today at some point between 3 and 4 pm.

Last Item! Actor David Boreanaz was spotted falling off the second story roof of an apartment building after having too much to drink at his friend, Actor Charisma Carpenter's birthday party.