Friday, July 15, 2011

Building the Monument to Celebrity Excellence


Our monument will recognize that every celebrity, regardless of race, class or creed, is truly an Excellent!

Item 1! Actor Pierce Brosman took a tour of a famous brewery in the United States. According to a source at the brewery, the famous James Blonde Actor left a cardigan sweater on a table near the exit.

Middle Item! After pleading guilty to a minor traffic infraction, Actor Bonhama Helen Carter was ordered by a court to stand very still in the corner for the next forty five minutes.

Item #C! Actor Titus Welliver recently performed at the release party for his new pop single, "Touch of Glass (The Window Song)". The party was held in a parking garage that had been decorated and stocked with free beers.