Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Celebrities Are the Sprinkles on the Cupcakes of Our Lives


One dozen sprinkles on each of the twelve cupcakes in a pack makes for a gross amount of celebrities!

First Item! Actor William Hertz spilled taco meat down his white dress shirt minutes before his afternoon meeting with Investors.

Item #2! Actor Stevie Knicks was spotted laying sod in her famous backyard garden peninsula in Martha's Vinyard. The Actor is, according to sources, an enthusiast of particular types of grass.

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver was seen hanging a a photo calendar of bikin girls above the desk in his home office. It has not been determined what year the calendar is from.