Holleeewooooood Newzzzz: Now that you're an adult, your parents can't stop you from enjoying it!
First Item! Actor Michael J. Focks was recently detained by security officers at a hockey game for sneaking outside food into the Anaheim Pond. After the Actor promised to throw the offending food (sources say Clark Bars) into the rubbish bin, the Actor was escorted back to his seats. The Ducks lost 3-0.
Item #2! Actor Will Paxton was spotted carrying a small child in his arms at a park in Los Angeles. Sources could not confirm if it was his child, or even if he has a child. More on this story as it develops...
Item C! Actor Titus Welliver ran out of milk today, and was forced to go to work without having eaten his Honey Nut Cheerios. The bowl of dry cereal remained, according to reports, untouched on his kitchen table for the remainder of the day and into the evening.
