Monday, January 24, 2011

Can't Be Bothered with a Movie's Gross, Because Holleeeeewooooood Actors Are the Opposite of Gross!


They are pretty for sure, and don't you forget it!

Item To Start! Actor Jaret Ledo was heard to use a racial slur against Eskimos while emceeing a beauty pageant in Southern Massachussets. The slur was only a part of a larger comment, in which the famed Actor referenced igloos and the size of the bricks of ice that are used to make them.

Item #B! Actor Billy D. Williams was recently spotted lying out on a blanket on the Lido Deck of a cruise ship. When approached by a group of young girls, Williams informed them that yes, he was still single.

Item 3! Actor Titus Welliver recently rode in the front car of a roller coaster at Six Flags's Magical Mountain Theme Park, in Valencia, California. Sources close to the actor say that he had received two free passes after having the oil of his car changed at a Jiffy Lube. Who did Welliver give the second free ticket to? None other than Good Friend and Lost Co-Star Actor Marc Pellegrino.