And if celebrities were added to the "Dark" Ages, then it would become the "Shimmering and Glamorous" Ages! Just saying is all...
Item #A! Actor Christine "Ben Stiller's Wive" Taylor was spotted applying sun block to her arms and stomach on the shore in Huntington Beach. Sources close to the Actor say that she was using SPF 15. Holleeeewooood Experts say that this is not enough SPFs for someone of Taylor's fair complexion.
Center Item! Actor Matthew Damen was seen extinguishing a fire with a fire extinguisher. The fire apparently started when one of Damen's co-workers left a plate of spaghetti in the break room microwave for too long.
Item 3! Actor Titus Welliver recently appeared in the waiting room of a dentists office. Reportedly, the Actor was there to have publicity x-ray photos taken of his teeth, so that he can prove to casting directors that the interior of his skull is as handsome as the exterior.
