(Winner of Reasonable Merit (in the field of acting))
Item A! Actor Bill Murray recently announced his intention to wash the dishes that have been sitting in his sink all week. "They aren't going to clean themselves," he said, while moving his eyes towards his wife, Helen Murray, who was sitting on a couch in the next room.
Item #2!Actor Ellen Degerenes was spotted building a sand castle in a park with Actor Colin Hanks. Inside sources indicate that the two have been friends since meeting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Item Finale! Actor Titus Welliver launched a new line of Celebrity Perfumes. According to the promotional material, the designers attempted to capture the Actor's "Swarthy Brisketness."
