Thursday, December 2, 2010

"Grampa Why is John Travolta Digging Through Our Trashcan?"


You heard it here first, readers! Actor John Travolta, star of "Michael" and "Phenomenon" is an ace ruiner of hollywood celebrations. Now, on to some more positive gossipy tidbits.

First Item! According to Actor Brandon "Supermacho" Routh's agents, the actor was offered a role in a commercial for snack food Bugles, but turned down the offer due to concerns about the direction of the script.

Item B! Actor Blake Lilely was spotted removing the names of several people from her cellular telephone's address book in a crazed fury. Sources close to the actor told Holleewood Newz that Lilely was only menstruating, and should be back to normal in two to three days.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver was surprised recently, after his friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino, handed him a can of peanuts that actually contained spring-loaded fake snakes.