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Item #1! Actor John "Quiz Show" Turturro recently turned down an inexpensively priced windshield washing while waiting at the intersection of Silverlake and Sunset!
Item B! Actor Trent Reznik ordered a colorful parrot from a catalogue that specializes in shipping rare birds out of third world jungles and into the homes of rich Americans.
Last Item! Actor Mark Pellegrino joined a gym, after realizing that he had put on weight during the Holiday Season!
