It's a total solar eclipse of talent tonight, here in Holleeeeewooooood. In fact, tourists are barely able to see the Holleeeeeeeeeewoooooood sign, due to the shimmering brightness. Better book another trip, fellows!
Item at the beginning! Sources close to Actor Huge Ackman say that he booked a room on a Carnival Cruise Line traveling to Encinitas, Mexico, but cancelled the trip after hearing about the recent troubles that the country is having with drugs and the people who deal them. The sources confirm that the actor had only purchased the tickets because he got a very reasonable rate on popular booking Website Travelocity.
Item #B! Actor Jude Law was spotted playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Fault Line on a Playstation at his home in Malibu, California. Reports indicate that a bowl of tortilla chips was nearby on a coffee table.
Item 3! Actor Marc Pellegrino recently opened a new checking account at Chase Bank, enticed by the offer of no annual payments and the promise of a free checkbook at the start of each new calendar year.
