It's a going out of business sale of celebrity gossip stories! All Items must go, and we can only assure you that each is either a humdinger or a doozy! Catalogue below!
First Item! Actor Ryan "Wrap" Reynolds recently spoke before a class of graduating high school juniors in Al Hambra. The topic of his lecture was proper feng shui for the home and automobile.
Item #2! Actor Liam Neeeson was spotted changing the tire of his Nissan Altima on the side of the 710 freeway. Neeson, who had forgotten to pay his monthly AAA bill for the third time this year, was forced to rely on the skills he obtained pretending to change a tire for a scene in "The Piano".
Item C! Actor Marc Pellegrino proudly displayed his collection of collectible comic book cups, produced by 7-11 stores in the 1970's, to the camera crew and host of MTV's "Celebrity Cribs." According to the Actor, the standout of his collection features the Incredible Hulk playing a banjo in a Kansas cornfield.
