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Item A! Actor Roger Federer was spotted struggling with a change machine at a laundromat near his home in rural Idaho. The Actor apparently had several expensive shirts which had been stained with olive oil after an ill-fated attempt to cook Italian food.
Middle Item! Actor Robert D. Niro told sources that he is considering making a donation to a charity that treats children who suffer from chronic shivers, regardless of what the temperature is. The charity, called Shakes-Be-Gone, was founded by superstar Musician Darryl Hall, of band Supertramp.
Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver reportedly took a tumble down a flight of stairs, after his friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino, "double" dared him to drink a beer while hopping on one foot. Medical officials released a statement saying that Welliver only suffered from minor cuts and one small bruise.
