Chuck Base and his scarves are great, Taylor Momsin is superfine for a date, but only Holleewood Newz can lay claim to the title of reigning gossiper. Here are some stories that are fresher than the storylines in their show's most recent season.
Item Numero Uno! Actor Beyonce Child inherited a ceramic pigeon from her beloved auntie. The trinket, which is valued upwards of seventy dollars, was accidentally left at the bottom of a cluttered cabinet by the pop songstress, and after a a brief and unsuccessful search for the inherited heirloom, she assumed that she had accidentally thrown it away and gave up the search.
Item in the middle! Actor Billy Bob Thornton recommended a hairstyling salon to fellow Bald Actor Damon Wayans. According to sources, the two discussed the issue over several venti cappucinos at an identified Starbucks.
Item C! Actor Titus Welliver successfully got the phone number of the floor manager of a Sears Department store, after asking her to help him pick out a new wool sweater. Though she initially failed to recognize him from his countless celebrity roles, she was eventually won over by the actor's natural charm and good looks. The two have reportedly agreed to get alcoholic drinks sometime in the coming week. More on this story as it develops...
