Today's celebrity news items are holier than thou, holier than thine, and holier than thad. Say your prayers before reading it, because the excitement just might kill you!
Item A! Actor Jared Padelecki reconnected with Gilmore Girls Starlet Alexis Bliedel, after realizing that his attempt to follow a stranger home from a bar was foiled by the fact that he had known his intended target for several years. (Bleidel reportedly wore a hat that night, and Padelecki has admitted in previous interviews that he is confused by hats.) Padelecki and Bliedel spoke for several minutes, before Bliedel pretended to answer a phone call and excused herself from the dark alley in which she had been approached by Padelecki.
Middle Item! Actor Denzel Washington was recently spotted in New York City, and sources say that it was his first time visiting the Great Apple. While in town, the actor posed for a photograph in which he appears to be pointing at the Statue of Liberty's breasts. The photograph was apparently taken by Washington's friend.
Item #3! Actor Mariah Carey is currently lost in the Del Amo mall, searching for the Dairy Queen. More on this story as it develops...
