Fresh baked gossip sitting on the windowsill to cool down. Don't let your thieving neighbors and wandering hobos eat them before you get a chance to stick your thumb right into the piping hot hearts!
Item #A- Actor Michael Keaton was seen scolding Actor Lindsay Loham, after Loham was caught stealing a 5th Ave bar from a corner store in Ontario, California. Keaton, who apparently learned a thing or two about law enforcement while portraying superhero "Val Kilmer" in "Batman Forever", told Loham that rather than robbing a struggling conner store proprietor, she should dedicate her time to something more positive, like knitting sweaters for babies born with no arms.
Item 2- Local Hamburger stand Papito's Burgers and Tacos reported that Actor Dale Earnhardt, Jr, ate three hamburgers with cheese in order to impress a group of tourists waiting in line to eat at Gigi's Burgers and Things, a more popular hamburger stand down the block.
Final Item- Actor Titus Welliver was spotted breaking into the Smithsonian Museum in order to catch a glimpse of the Famed Hope Jewel. He had apparently attempted to see it during regular visiting hours, but had arrived at the museum entrance five minutes before closing time and was not allowed in. According to police, nothing was stolen.
