Hungry Dames Make for the Best of Actresses

Keepin it skinny, keepin it pure, stop eating food nab that starring role for sure!
That's the motto of the main famous ladies around in Holllllleeeeeeewooooooood! What else is going on in the town of stars and starlets? These things!

First Item! Actor Kevin Neilin organized a recent protest against the City Hall, on account of a ticket he received for building a house to tall.

Item #B! Actor Matthew Lawrence was spotted hopping over a fence and into a reservoir to drink cool, fresh, reservoir water from his hands.

Item 3! Source close to Actor Anna Torv rode upon the back of a camel as part of her Arabian Safari Vacation, at Achmed's Simulated Safari Experience in Palmdale, California.

Acting Like A Superstar!

These people, they just do such the amazingness. These, our famous Hollllllllleeeeeeeeewoooooooood celebs!

Item A! Actor Thomas Haydn Churches was spotted munching on many chicken bones during some downtime on the Santo Manico Pier! The Actor ordered a half rotisserie chicken from a local chicken merchant, and doused his poultry with poutine style gravy and dashes of salt and black pepper.

Item #2! Actor Taro Reid recently divulged her insistence on playing a violin concert at a local unnamed venue. The Actor has been studying her sheet music extra hard, and is confident that she can impress her many naysayers.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say the top superstar bought four boxes of whole wheat crackers, and, along with a wedge of munchaygo cheeesies, finished the complete collection in less than one weekend. Mammma Mia!

Fast Acting Celebrity Action!

Thing fast, hot shot, here are many famed men and womens doing a variety of things recently, and this report is about those things!

Item #1! Actor David Boreanaz was recently seen canoodling with a new issue of George Magazine at a private booth in BoHo HotSpot BoooHooooz. The drink? Gin and seven up! The cover model! Actor Quintin Tarantino.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Tom Derenger say that the superstar recently put a young child up for adoption. The child can be purchased at your local orphanage.

Item C! Actor Curt Russell smelled a flower on his way home from a public appearance that paid over ten grand in cash.

Godspeed to These, Our Leading Celebrity Entertainers!

Move fast, boldly forward, you, our favorite stars. Shine bright and burn long. We will continue to sing your song!

Item A! Actor Bill Clintum was recently asked by a paparrazo about his favorite vacations spots. The famed superstar responded that he spends weekends by the beach, and winters in the mountains with friends.

Item #2! Actor Lon Chaney III was spotted canoodling with a milk shake at the In-N-Out in Glendale.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the famous Man recently purchased a box of picture frames from a garage sale near or around his neighborhood. How much did the legend of silver and small screen pay? The identified source says just shy of a twenty dollar bill. More on this story as it develops....

Bringing the Celebrity Heat To the Town Where the Elite Meet to Tweet

Hot styles on display at this month's Cannes Fashion Show and Movie Roundup. So many good looking lookers and lookettes, a bystander would lose his hat!

First Item! Actor Johnny Depth was spotted carrying a bag of horse food, presumably for the horses he keeps at his fancy house!

Item #2 Actor James Earl Ray recently announced he would be returning to television's "The Mentalist." The Actor has portrayed arch-villan Pine Box Petey for over three seasons.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Marc Pellegrino say that the superstar actor has recently invented a new frozen yogurt chain. Expect to taste Marc's sweat treats this summer at a sweltering corner near you!

Bring the Pain, Bring the Celebrity Rain

When the talent begins to fall from the skies, we know that it is God dropping famous pennies down from heaven to grace us with their presents!

First Item! Actor Jeremy Piven sported a new pair of sunglasses during his time at the beach on the lovely California coastline! We're betting other beachgoers got an eyeful!

Item B! Sources close to Actor Clint Howard say the famous Actor has been drinking too many root beer sodas. Friends are urging the Star Trek star to enter soft rehab.

Item #3! Actor Anna Torv was spotted throwing away several perfectly good frenched fries after her "dinner date for one" at Pasadena's In N Out food restaurant.

The Great Wall of Holleeeeeewooooooood!

If the talent of each celebrity is a brick, then the wall that they are a part of can be seen from outerspace! These, our moust famoust mens and womens.

Item A! Actor David Bonaducci was seen canoodling with a puppy dog a the Silver Lake Dog Park. The dog's and Actor's red fur coats were in chromatic alignment and cast a spell on all who witnessed it from the brunch restaurant across the street.

Middle Item! Actor Todd Cruise makes a special guest appearance on tonight's episode of NCIS! (as a former property owner who believes he was cheated by the government!)

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver recently attended a special concert tribute for Singer/Actor Graham Nash, of famous rockband Cosby, Steele, and Young Nash. The Actor put a request into the song request box, and took a photo of him standing up while the band played on the stage in the background.

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Actor Brandon Frasier ordered many kebobs from the Turkish Truck that is outside of his apartment complex. Extree hot sauces? You better believe it! Brandon is a known scovillephile!

The Minute Hand is Pointing to Celebrity O'Clock

Pass your hours with some fresh items from tinseltown, only seconds away from passing into your pupils and shimmering brightly inside your brain.

Item #1 Actor James "Bowlin'" Brolin was spotted opening a can of kidney beans at a grocery store. After being addressed by the store's assistant manager, the Superstar Actor explained that he was nearsighted and could only determine the size of the kidney beans by touch. Brolin did in fact pay for the can of kidney beans that he opened, and left a reasonable tip for the bag boy.

Item B! Actor Brittany Murphy recently arranged a Special Day Bridal Shower for her non-famous friend at celebrity hot spot Ducard's in Culver City. The restaurant is near Los Angeles's 405 freeway, and only minutes from the International Airport.

Last Item! Source close to Actor Anna Torv say that the Screen Diva has currently recording a Brit-Pop album. Look for the single, along with a video featuring Torv and her band in turtlenecks, to appear soon!