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Brain Dog Diggin on Celebrity Digits!

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Item A! Actor David Crossed spent several thousands of dollars on a fancy black piano for his home. The piono's ultra black sheen matched the linoleum which lines the floor of his million dollar home.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandoun Roth say that the superstar celeb has pulled off quite a sexy heist recently. The "Superboy" star apparently robbed three thousand dollars from the back office of a strip club on Sunset Blvd.

Item #3! Actor Wesley Sknipes was spotted dipping his fingers into the hot wax at the top of a candle during a particularly dull date at Beverly Hills Hot Spot Pershed!

Grab Hold of the Nearest Celebrity and Squeeze The Fame!

As Milli Vanilla once said, blame it on the fame! Fame! FAME!

First Item! Actor Art Carnie once at a large burrito filled with beans, rice, cilantro, and roasted chicken. He was the very first White Actor to make such a statement on the subject of Hispanic Cuisines.

Item #2! Actor John Bin Jovie spent a romantical sleepover with Actor Courtnie Cox, says one identified source. Details suggest the handsome duo shared fondue over the latest cinematic masterpiece from Actor Steves Spielburg!

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted flicking pomegranate seeds at Actor Marc Pellegrino from across the hospital commissary! Cracks in their famed friendship? Mayhaps! They were in the hospital visiting a close, elderly friend who is dying of cancer.

Hungry Dames Make for the Best of Actresses

Keepin it skinny, keepin it pure, stop eating food nab that starring role for sure!
That's the motto of the main famous ladies around in Holllllleeeeeeewooooooood! What else is going on in the town of stars and starlets? These things!

First Item! Actor Kevin Neilin organized a recent protest against the City Hall, on account of a ticket he received for building a house to tall.

Item #B! Actor Matthew Lawrence was spotted hopping over a fence and into a reservoir to drink cool, fresh, reservoir water from his hands.

Item 3! Source close to Actor Anna Torv rode upon the back of a camel as part of her Arabian Safari Vacation, at Achmed's Simulated Safari Experience in Palmdale, California.

Acting Like A Superstar!

These people, they just do such the amazingness. These, our famous Hollllllllleeeeeeeeewoooooooood celebs!

Item A! Actor Thomas Haydn Churches was spotted munching on many chicken bones during some downtime on the Santo Manico Pier! The Actor ordered a half rotisserie chicken from a local chicken merchant, and doused his poultry with poutine style gravy and dashes of salt and black pepper.

Item #2! Actor Taro Reid recently divulged her insistence on playing a violin concert at a local unnamed venue. The Actor has been studying her sheet music extra hard, and is confident that she can impress her many naysayers.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say the top superstar bought four boxes of whole wheat crackers, and, along with a wedge of munchaygo cheeesies, finished the complete collection in less than one weekend. Mammma Mia!

Fast Acting Celebrity Action!

Thing fast, hot shot, here are many famed men and womens doing a variety of things recently, and this report is about those things!

Item #1! Actor David Boreanaz was recently seen canoodling with a new issue of George Magazine at a private booth in BoHo HotSpot BoooHooooz. The drink? Gin and seven up! The cover model! Actor Quintin Tarantino.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Tom Derenger say that the superstar recently put a young child up for adoption. The child can be purchased at your local orphanage.

Item C! Actor Curt Russell smelled a flower on his way home from a public appearance that paid over ten grand in cash.

Godspeed to These, Our Leading Celebrity Entertainers!

Move fast, boldly forward, you, our favorite stars. Shine bright and burn long. We will continue to sing your song!

Item A! Actor Bill Clintum was recently asked by a paparrazo about his favorite vacations spots. The famed superstar responded that he spends weekends by the beach, and winters in the mountains with friends.

Item #2! Actor Lon Chaney III was spotted canoodling with a milk shake at the In-N-Out in Glendale.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the famous Man recently purchased a box of picture frames from a garage sale near or around his neighborhood. How much did the legend of silver and small screen pay? The identified source says just shy of a twenty dollar bill. More on this story as it develops....

Bringing the Celebrity Heat To the Town Where the Elite Meet to Tweet

Hot styles on display at this month's Cannes Fashion Show and Movie Roundup. So many good looking lookers and lookettes, a bystander would lose his hat!

First Item! Actor Johnny Depth was spotted carrying a bag of horse food, presumably for the horses he keeps at his fancy house!

Item #2 Actor James Earl Ray recently announced he would be returning to television's "The Mentalist." The Actor has portrayed arch-villan Pine Box Petey for over three seasons.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Marc Pellegrino say that the superstar actor has recently invented a new frozen yogurt chain. Expect to taste Marc's sweat treats this summer at a sweltering corner near you!

Bring the Pain, Bring the Celebrity Rain

When the talent begins to fall from the skies, we know that it is God dropping famous pennies down from heaven to grace us with their presents!

First Item! Actor Jeremy Piven sported a new pair of sunglasses during his time at the beach on the lovely California coastline! We're betting other beachgoers got an eyeful!

Item B! Sources close to Actor Clint Howard say the famous Actor has been drinking too many root beer sodas. Friends are urging the Star Trek star to enter soft rehab.

Item #3! Actor Anna Torv was spotted throwing away several perfectly good frenched fries after her "dinner date for one" at Pasadena's In N Out food restaurant.

The Great Wall of Holleeeeeewooooooood!

If the talent of each celebrity is a brick, then the wall that they are a part of can be seen from outerspace! These, our moust famoust mens and womens.

Item A! Actor David Bonaducci was seen canoodling with a puppy dog a the Silver Lake Dog Park. The dog's and Actor's red fur coats were in chromatic alignment and cast a spell on all who witnessed it from the brunch restaurant across the street.

Middle Item! Actor Todd Cruise makes a special guest appearance on tonight's episode of NCIS! (as a former property owner who believes he was cheated by the government!)

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver recently attended a special concert tribute for Singer/Actor Graham Nash, of famous rockband Cosby, Steele, and Young Nash. The Actor put a request into the song request box, and took a photo of him standing up while the band played on the stage in the background.

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Actor Brandon Frasier ordered many kebobs from the Turkish Truck that is outside of his apartment complex. Extree hot sauces? You better believe it! Brandon is a known scovillephile!

The Minute Hand is Pointing to Celebrity O'Clock

Pass your hours with some fresh items from tinseltown, only seconds away from passing into your pupils and shimmering brightly inside your brain.

Item #1 Actor James "Bowlin'" Brolin was spotted opening a can of kidney beans at a grocery store. After being addressed by the store's assistant manager, the Superstar Actor explained that he was nearsighted and could only determine the size of the kidney beans by touch. Brolin did in fact pay for the can of kidney beans that he opened, and left a reasonable tip for the bag boy.

Item B! Actor Brittany Murphy recently arranged a Special Day Bridal Shower for her non-famous friend at celebrity hot spot Ducard's in Culver City. The restaurant is near Los Angeles's 405 freeway, and only minutes from the International Airport.

Last Item! Source close to Actor Anna Torv say that the Screen Diva has currently recording a Brit-Pop album. Look for the single, along with a video featuring Torv and her band in turtlenecks, to appear soon!

Man on Fire Starring Denzel Washington, a Top Cinematic Pick

Actor Denzel Washington, most famous for playing the man on fire in the titular film, will be reprising his role in Man on Ice, the thrilling tale of a man who sits on ice cubes in an effort to rescue his daughter from bandits. But Densal is not the only big man on campus here in Holllllleeeeeeeeeeeewoooooood! Here are some tasty titbits about a few others!

First Item! Actor Randy "Dennis" Quaid recently sold his yacht to help pay for his discrete drug habit. The yacht, named "Holy Boater", was a left over from the years he spent as a sober member of his local church.

Item #2!Actor Wendy Williams was spotted at the mall earlier this week. Witnesses say the famous Celebrity tried on shoes at the Lady Footlocker, but eventually decided that she did not need them. She was with her body guard and personal stylist, neither of whom recommended any items from the store's wide selection of lady shoes.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Mark Pellegrino say that the actor got real nice and tan on his big holiday vacation to a nation close to the equator. "Looking good, Mark!" said the source.

Celebrities In America Are Heating Up!

The sun is out in Holllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooood, and many of the number 1 celebritie men and ladies are tanning their taut faces and prominent abs/boobs. These famed folk do many things, and below is a list of some of them.

Item A! Actor Nadalie Portman opened up a taquito restaurant on the Sunset Strip. Los Angelenos who love to party also love taquitos, and Nadalie is raking in boffo business. The menu includes, chickens, porks, and vegetarians, all in tasty tiny taquitos!

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Lance Henrickson say the Super-Super-Superstar has recently invited his brother, an accountant for the government, to spend some time in a rented home in Malibu. The two brothers, according to the identified source, will enjoy time drinking cocktails near or while looking at a pool that is in the home's backyard.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted purchasing a six pack of delicious micro-brewed beer at a convenience store near his home. The store had one and a half homeless people inside looking at the beer case, and the Actor did his best not to meet any of their gazes.

The 2nd Annual Oscar Live Blog: Where Everybody Knows Your Name (if you are famous)!

Welcome to Holllllleeeeeeewoooooooooood Newzzzzzzzz, the first source for big gossip about famous mommmas, pappas, and even many celebate celebrities! Our crack research team has been working on a tip top secreted project for a lil while, but has indeed emerged to live blog the world Famous Oscar Awards for the Excellence in Movie Films, 2012 Edition.
This looks to be a big year for our faved famed folks. Many super-stars have been excluded from the awards nominations this year, including names like Actor Ron Popeil, Actor Jeremy Lewis, and Actor Tom Brady. Some other stars have been included, like Actor Carrie Underwode, Actor Brandon Routh, and Actor Toni Collete. The One thing that they all have uncommon is terrific abilities and a place in our hearts.
And now, without further ado, the Oscar Live Blog Extravaganza!

4:18 On the Red Carpet Runway Show, Actor David Boreanaz was seen drinking diet pepsi out of a can from the 1990's. Speculations abound as to whether the Actor keeps a secret stash of expired soda pop in a vault, or if he purchased the can from a dealer for that "vintage look".

9:11 Actor Moira Tierney, fresh from her role in the hit summer romantic comedy "Delightfully Yours", appeared on stage to present the Corrina/Corrina award to an Actor starring opposite a different actor that is also a child. This year's recipient, Actor Salma Kayak, was wearing a low cut dress that showed off an amount of the top of of her breasts.



5:423 Shortly after winning an award in the category of Sound Design from the Mouth, Actor Bradley Cooper was seen dancing a celebratory jig in the parking lot of the El Pollo Loco across the street from the Oscar Award Theater.

9:11 Actor Luke Perry took some time at the pre-awards cocktail mixer to deny rumors that he had adopted a new cat only three short months after his previous cat, Tuna Boy, had been hit by a car and then euthanized.

8:23 Actor Michael Douglas, his son Actor Kirkland Ouglas, and their cousin, Actor Michael Clark Douglas were seated at opposite ends of the third row. The family members have apparently been feuding over the true love of a woman, Actor Demi Moore.

6:59 Actor Brobert Pattinson participated in an onstage musical number in which he wore a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off of it.

9:11 In her acceptance speech for winning the award of Favorite Lady in a Drama Movie, Actor Marissa Tormet shared her meema's special Family recipe for a mixed bean salad. The salad was vegetarian but not vegan, angering noted food nutritionist Actor Bill Pullman, who stormed out of the theater in protest.



8:17 In tribute to recently departed Actor Bert Reynold, a line up of many Actors including Actor Carrie Fisher, Actor Topher Grapes, Actor Corey Haim, and Actor Calvin Klein performed a daring trapeze act above the heads of the seated celebrity audience. Fortunately there was indeed a net, and sources within the Oscar Voters say that it was made of solid gold coated net.

4:21 Actor David Duchovny made a surprise appearance in a comedy skit aimed at the recent trend of marshmallow eating scenes that were in several of the year's leading movies. His line "more mallows, mom!" will likely be considered the hilarity highlight of the entire night!

9:11 Actor Phillip Seymor Hoffman put butter on toast of a main course dinner served by the official Oscar Award wait staff.



5:02 Host of Award Show Spectacular, "Crystal" Billy Williams brought out the hoots and hollers from the star-studded audience after a joke about one of the assistants to the a prominent Dentist in Beverly Hills. The dentists name was Carl Woflstein. His assistant was not identified on the television. More on this story as it develops....

8:47 Actor Titus Welliver bought a very fine suit to wear to the Oscar Ceremony and following Award Show Parties. A very fine suit indeed!

9:11 Actor Rocky "Duane Reade" Johnson took home the statuette for Second Favorite Acting Man or Boy for his performance in "The Irish Settler".

9:34 Actor Marion Brando's ghost made a special appearance during the five minute excerpt of Ghostubsters that was shown when the producers realized that this year's Ceremony was running short. The appearance of the spectre was near the buffet, and reports say that he was spookily carrying a plate of Bacon Wrapped Shrimpies.





9:11 After the awards show, Actor Roman Polanski was seen choking on a handful of cashews that he had hastily put into his mouth because he was nervous talking to Pretty Actor Julian Roberts.

9:11 Actor Ryan R. Reynolds was not invited to the ceremony after he had said mean things about Oscar Head Honcho Ronnie Howard at a brunch held earlier in the morning in Tustin.



9:11 At the conclusion of the Award Ceremony, Actor Christmas Bale put on his Batmen costume and chased everybody out of the theater.

8:17 The top award of the night, Best Masterful Acting Ability as Seen in an Acting Masterpiece, was given to Actor Harrison Ford. Many speculate that he had cheated his way to the top of the Acting Scene through gladhanding and flattering with complimentary statements. Several members of the audience did not applaud with their hands when he was given the Oscar Fellows Statue.






All in all, a wonderous ceremony. It is always a delight to see the smiles and tanned, taught faces of Holllllleeeeeewoooooooddd's Elite, and many lovely clothes were also worn. For more Newwzzzzzz and follow up articles to today's events, please guarantee that this popular blog is number one on your McAfree Virus Scanning software and return often.