Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Man on Fire Starring Denzel Washington, a Top Cinematic Pick


Actor Denzel Washington, most famous for playing the man on fire in the titular film, will be reprising his role in Man on Ice, the thrilling tale of a man who sits on ice cubes in an effort to rescue his daughter from bandits. But Densal is not the only big man on campus here in Holllllleeeeeeeeeeeewoooooood! Here are some tasty titbits about a few others!

First Item! Actor Randy "Dennis" Quaid recently sold his yacht to help pay for his discrete drug habit. The yacht, named "Holy Boater", was a left over from the years he spent as a sober member of his local church.

Item #2!Actor Wendy Williams was spotted at the mall earlier this week. Witnesses say the famous Celebrity tried on shoes at the Lady Footlocker, but eventually decided that she did not need them. She was with her body guard and personal stylist, neither of whom recommended any items from the store's wide selection of lady shoes.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Mark Pellegrino say that the actor got real nice and tan on his big holiday vacation to a nation close to the equator. "Looking good, Mark!" said the source.