A Mouthful of Celebrated Goodness!

Wrap your lips around this gossip stuff, take a big, sloppy bite, and chew like your life depended on it!

Item #1! Actor Tom Berringer recently auditioned for American Idol at one of the show's famous casting calls in Detroit, Michigan.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Amando Seyfreed say that she has started work on a quilt made from scraps of cloth she found in a dumpster behind a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Store.

Item C! Actor David Boreanaz was spotted yelling at a valet for opening the door to his Very Expensive Foreign Car incorrectly after a dinner party at an identified restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Expanding Your Celebrity Consciousness!

All of this blogs newzzzzz stories have been locally sourced from sustainable tipsters. Now you can enjoy your Holllllllleeeeeeeeewooooood gossip guilt free!

First Item! Actor Todd Solands was recently spotted organizing his dresser at his home in Palm Springs.

Item # B! Actor Wilfred Brimley recently designated a parking spot in his large garage for a ping pong table. According to a statement released by the Actor, he is expecting the ping pong table to arrive on Thursday. It was ordered from a catalog.

Item 3! Actor Marc Pellegrino eat tacos.

Our Celebrity Carbon Footprint is Through the Roof!

We've been meaning to purchase Celebrity Carbon Offsets, but it is difficult to locate Actor Thomas Haydn Church, who is the number one seller of Celebrity Carbon Offsets in Holllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwoooooooooooooooood.

Item #1 Actor Jared Peddelicky was spotted storming out of a 7-11 convenience restaurant after being told by the cashier that they were sold out of Wint-o-green Life Saver Candies.

Item B! Sources close to Actor Edward Northon say that the superstar recently developed a rash while camping with good friends in the Angeles International Forest. The sources go on to suggest that poison ivy may have been involved. (The plant, not the movie.)

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver recently made too much milkshake in his blender, and invited close friend Actor Marc Pellegrino over to enjoy the overflowing bounty of mint chocolate chip!

Putting the Fear of Gossip Into the Hearts of Men!

We are casting the shadow of exposure via gossip across the collective, juttingly cheekboned face of celebrities in Hollllleeeeewooooooood!

Item A! Actor "Gorgeous" George Foreman recently built a large radio tower on his front yard's lawn in Encino. What is it for? More details as the story develops...

Middle Item! Actor Franky Munoz was spotted ordering Thai rice noodles from a take out restaurant in Angora Hills. No word if the dish interfered with his peanut allergy.

Item #3! Sources close to Actor David Boreanaz reported that he recently gave away a small dog he picked up from a shelter. According to sources, the Actor described the dog as "a handful" and weighed the stress of keeping it against the damage it was doing to his favorite antique rug.

Top Gunners Gunning For Top Gossips

Goosing the town's Iciest Men is what we do here at Holllllleeeeeewooooooood Newzzzzzzzzz!

First Item! Actor Martin Landau recently visited his mother who is entombed in the mausoleum at Holleeeewooooddd Forever Cemetary.

Item #2! Actor Hank Toms is reportedly starring in a sequel movie in which he reprises his role as an astronaut.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the superstar recently started an argument with a taco vendor after she supposedly gave him the wrong amount of change. The sources say that the Actor's lack of Spanish language skills made it difficult for him to express his concerns.

Todays Special is Gossip About a Famous!

Write the following items on a chalkboard, because they are so brand new, and then put the chalkboard in front of your cafe to inform possible patrons about the freshness!

Item #1! Actor Jason Beckham ate an entire plate of pasta at the Holllllleeeeeeewoooooood Youth and Fitness Center's recent Celebrity Spaghetti Dinner.

Item B! Actor Jeremy Rhys Davies is reportedly superstitious, and refuses to drive across a bridge while wearing shoes and socks on his feet.

Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino played with a lamb at a petting zoo at the birthday of the daughter of Actor Evangeline Lily. Pellegrino described the beast's skin as "wonderful" during a conversation with the celebrity Host later at the event.

A Hotel Run By Celebrity Millionaires

Would you like to rent a room? The deposit is one ounce of pure celebrity talent! Don't worry.... you'll get it back as long as you don't trash the room!

Item A! Actor Kelly Clarkson ordered an "American" styled hero from a grocery store near her home in Topango Canyon.

Item Centered! Actor William Zane picked a flower for his new romantic interest, Actor Miscka Barton, and handed it to her outside of her million dollar estate.

Item #3! Actor Eugene Levy recently beat his nephew in a game of Stratego at his family's holiday gathering.

Getting Ill with Hollleeeewoooooood's Healthiest Stars!

Some of your favorite Celebrities stay fit, in order to maintain their screen-ready bodies, boobs, and abs! Here are some of the many ways your favorite stars keep fit and keep fitting into their designer dresses and tuxes!

Actor Angelinie Jolee- Maintains a backyard garden of cukes and tomatillos.

Actor Wayne Knight- Helps an elderly neighbor carry groceries up three flights of stairs.

Actor Paul Reiser- Regularly uses a home gym that contains power rods and attaches to a door frame.

Actor Chevy Chase Bank- Shows off his push up abilities at PTA meetings.

Actor Bill Coslby- Only drinks Diet Dr Peppers.

Actor Tony Shalhoub- Commits a crime, then runs away from police offices.

Actor Wes Craven- Skateboarding.

Actor Anna Torv- Lifting her legs in a repetitive motion while listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack on a Walkmen.

Actor David Boreanez- Contracting Swine Flu.

Actor Titus Welliver- Participating in an adult rugby league with close friend Actor Marc Pellegrino.

A Variety of News to Best Variety!

Who could dispute the fact that this blog carries the most exciting Holleeeeewwwooooood stories this side of the town's premiere industry Organization? Certainly not you!

Item #1! Actor Timothy "Books" Dalton recently reprised his famous James Bund role while trying to impress a local girl at a nightclub.

Middle Item! Actor Jessica Albarn was spotted giving a cigarette to a homeless man in Downtown Los Angeles. Reports indicate that the actress was on her way to see a movie that she had starred in.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that he had recently completed a court appointed stint in Drivers Education.

100 Plus Star Crossed Lovers Suiciding!

If only they had made it out to Hollleeeeeewooooooood, these beautiful young couples might have found their way into the next Actor Michael Bay movie and been spared their tragic fates!

First Item! Actor Rylan Reynold was spotted drinking for a long time out of a drinking fountain in MacArthur Park. One of the many people waiting in line encouraged the famed celebrity to "save some for the whales."

Item B! Actor Tony Randall's recent appearance at the Celebrity Movie and Music Awards included an unusual moment in which the actor dipped a pretzel into a jar of mustard and fed it to a nearby caged parrot.

Item #3! A group of fans on Myspace are petitioning to have a picture of Actor David Boreanaz placed in the dictionary. Where? You guessed it! Next to the definition of "handsome and charming".

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Performance anxietes prevented Actor Rovert Dunny Jr. from enjoying a large turkey dinner at a recent thanksgiving meal.

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Actor Alan Thicke ironically developed an allergy to thick slices of pepper turkey, served at a deli near his home in San Fernando Valley.

A Bull Can't See the Shining of Stars Unless They Shine Red

Toro Toro Toro. My red picnic blanket blinds a bull, but attracts the business of a Hollleeeeeewoooooood celebrity!

Item =1! Billionaire Actor Tom Crubes ordered a pizza with several pepperonis. The Actor has been, according to rumors, heavily associated with spiced pork meats.

Item # B! Actor Jasom Lee reportedly built a sand castle on a top beach in the California area. When asked what creation he was involved with, he admitted that he had been a part of the "naked lady" sand castle.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver denied accounts that he had recently visited a prospectocolgist about a mine in which he had recently invested.

Grandfather Ordered Celebrity Endorsed Vitamins

These vitamins, brought to you by "Indie" Actor Chloey Ceviche, are much better for an elderly man than traditional vitamins. What else can Celebrities improve? The following items!

Item #1! Actor Portia Di Rossy was spotted hanging out on the the three steps in front of a 7-11 near her house. A few friends accompanied her, and they smoked cigarettes and sneered at customers.

Item B! Actor Bruce Springsteen reportedly donated a significant amount of money to a charity that specializes in helping starfish regrow their severed arms through the use of steroids and other expensive treatments.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Marc Pellegrino say that he is meeting three times a week with a speech therapist to overcome a recently developed speech impediment.

Kubrick Knows-The Sky is Full of Stars!

Every Actor worth his salt has had a transcendent space time! Have yours today, and join the leagues of the world class actors!

Item A! Actor William Randolph Hearst bought a new collection of sweaters after gaining weight over the Holiday Season!

Middle Item! Actor Anthony Danza was spotted at the funeral of his friend from High School.

Item 3! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the Actor prefers brown mustard on his hot dog sandwiches.