Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Grandfather Ordered Celebrity Endorsed Vitamins


These vitamins, brought to you by "Indie" Actor Chloey Ceviche, are much better for an elderly man than traditional vitamins. What else can Celebrities improve? The following items!

Item #1! Actor Portia Di Rossy was spotted hanging out on the the three steps in front of a 7-11 near her house. A few friends accompanied her, and they smoked cigarettes and sneered at customers.

Item B! Actor Bruce Springsteen reportedly donated a significant amount of money to a charity that specializes in helping starfish regrow their severed arms through the use of steroids and other expensive treatments.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Marc Pellegrino say that he is meeting three times a week with a speech therapist to overcome a recently developed speech impediment.