Brain Dog Diggin on Celebrity Digits!

Call up a celebrity on the telephone! Tell them you love them, and that you want them to leave you an hilarious personalized celebrity voice mail! Mail!

Item A! Actor David Crossed spent several thousands of dollars on a fancy black piano for his home. The piono's ultra black sheen matched the linoleum which lines the floor of his million dollar home.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandoun Roth say that the superstar celeb has pulled off quite a sexy heist recently. The "Superboy" star apparently robbed three thousand dollars from the back office of a strip club on Sunset Blvd.

Item #3! Actor Wesley Sknipes was spotted dipping his fingers into the hot wax at the top of a candle during a particularly dull date at Beverly Hills Hot Spot Pershed!

Grab Hold of the Nearest Celebrity and Squeeze The Fame!

As Milli Vanilla once said, blame it on the fame! Fame! FAME!

First Item! Actor Art Carnie once at a large burrito filled with beans, rice, cilantro, and roasted chicken. He was the very first White Actor to make such a statement on the subject of Hispanic Cuisines.

Item #2! Actor John Bin Jovie spent a romantical sleepover with Actor Courtnie Cox, says one identified source. Details suggest the handsome duo shared fondue over the latest cinematic masterpiece from Actor Steves Spielburg!

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted flicking pomegranate seeds at Actor Marc Pellegrino from across the hospital commissary! Cracks in their famed friendship? Mayhaps! They were in the hospital visiting a close, elderly friend who is dying of cancer.