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Item A! Actor David Crossed spent several thousands of dollars on a fancy black piano for his home. The piono's ultra black sheen matched the linoleum which lines the floor of his million dollar home.
Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandoun Roth say that the superstar celeb has pulled off quite a sexy heist recently. The "Superboy" star apparently robbed three thousand dollars from the back office of a strip club on Sunset Blvd.
Item #3! Actor Wesley Sknipes was spotted dipping his fingers into the hot wax at the top of a candle during a particularly dull date at Beverly Hills Hot Spot Pershed!
