Queuing Up To Watch "Q" Actor John de Lancie

This gossip blog is John de Fancie. We are ready for John de Romancie!

Item A! Actor Ripley Scott dropped his ice cream bar into a puddle outside of the laundromat.

Item #2! Source close to Actor Don Cheadle say that the famous superstar rented a canoe and paddled around the local bay in order to show a young lady a "nice night".

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted pushing a shopping cart full of aluminum Squirt cans to a local recycling center. When asked what he was up to, the Talented Man said that he was "just doing his part."

What is Audrina Looking At? ( A Celebrity Quizzzzz)

Actor Audrina Partridge is famous for two things. The first thing is being a great Actor, and the second is looking up in photographs. But what is she staring at? Let us know by taking our celebrity Quizzzzz!

Choice A! A beautiful bird that is flying high in the sky. (E.g. heron, robin, chicken falling off the roof.)

Second Choice! Current weather conditions so as to predict future weather conditions.

Next Choice! Jesus (in Heaven).

Choice 4! The inside of the top of her eyesockets.

After you have made your choice, we will be sure to post the results on this blog at a point in the future. Thanks for your thoughts!

Breaking Bad (Newwwwzzzz for People Who Hate Celebrities!)

In other words, we are breaking GREAT newzzzzzzz for people who love Celebrities!

Item #1! Actor Nicole Kidman recently attended a dinner party that she later described to friends as "boring." The host of the party, when informed of the Actor's comments by one of our staff reporters, responded by crying.

Middle Item! Actor Paul "Ringo" McCartney used his enormous wealth to purchase 400 copies of his friend's new cook book, in an attempt to get it onto the British Newspaper's Top Bestseller Book List.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Brandon Frasier say that the Actor paid a cosmetic surgeon to tone down the color of his nipples for a smoother looking chest.

Born in Holleeeeeewooooooood!

That's right, all of this town's children grow up to be wicked popular super-stars, just like Actor John Travolta and his Famous Wife.

Item First ! Actor Billy "Pumpkins" Corgan was spotted throwing a trash can through a window last night. When asked by paparazzi why he did what he did, the famed Music Man shrugged and said "Whatever, Duuuuude!"

Item B! Actor Jane Honda recently announced that she would be taking the next year off to travel through the main cities of Europe and even parts of Asia.

Item # 3! In an effort to save more than 14% on his monthly bill, Actor Titus Welliver decided to switch from cable television to satellite.

Corny Old Celebrity Newwwzzzzzzz

Hotly buttered and sometimes with salt. One kernel at a time!

Item A! Actor Robby Redford squirted a mayonaise on his hottie dog dog. Sources say that he did this in front of many people who watched him do it.

Item #2! Actor David Crosss recently spoke at a conference for single mothers who are interested in natural birthing techniques. The topic? We hear that it was water babies! (Babies being born in a pool or tub of water.)

Last Item! Actor Marc Pellegrino was spotted throwing stones at a club that refused to allow him entrance because he was wearing a shirt that exposed his midriff.

200 Years of Edward Cullen!

In honor of this blog's 200th post coinciding with Edward Cullen's 200th birthday celebration, our staff has put together a list of factoids about the cast of the Twilight Film Series, parts one, two and three! See if you can spot your favorite Twilight Superstar in the handy factoids below!

Fact! Due to a recent stomach surgery, Edward James Olmos should not lift more than twenty pounds at one single time!

Fact! Actor Billy Burke burps loudly after too much Dr. Pepper brand Pepper Flavored Soda Water.

Fact! Actor Kristen Bell collects small forks that are used to pull crab meat out of the shells!

Fact! Actor Taylor Laugher can't see the color mauve!

Fact! Actor James Marsters can tie his legs into a pretzel knot!

Fact! Actor Gil Bermingham cut off a toe after being dared to by Twilight Co-Star Actor Ashleeeee Greeeeeeene.

Fact! Actor Jackson Rathbone majored in "Gettin' Some" at Pennsylvania State University's Pussy College!

Actor Kristen Dunst keeps a small turtle as a pet. It is named HoneyChild.

Fact! Anna Kendrickson was a child model for Hormel Chili!

Fact! Actor Titus Welliver once visited the young Actors on set and led an impromptu Acting course on Acting Strongly.


And finally, three facts about the Man of the Hour, Actor Robert Patternson, whose Character Eduardo Cullen turns 200 years old today! (He is an immortal vampire man.)

Fact! Actor Robert Pattinson now has a mustache.

Fact! Actor Robert Pattilnson ate a tomato soup for the lunch.

Fact! Actor Robert Pattinson owes Actor David Boreanaz fifty dollars, after the two made a vampire-related wager.

Response To An Item!

When Actor Joe Hamm was asked to respond to rumors that he had found a ring-pillow underneath a ring, he told Hollleeeeewooooooood Newwwwwzzzzzzzzz that he would only speak exclusively to television newz program 20/20/20/20/20.

Can Vegetarians Read Meaty Celebrity Gossips?

If you are of the herbivorous persuasion, please let us know if the following items upset your nutritional balance.

Item a! Actor Mart Wahlburg is developing a new project based on his experience waiting in line behind a a fat woman at a Vons Grocery Store. Actor Danny Masterson is attached as a producer/star.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Tom Welling say that the "Super" Superstar is recovering from a skiing accident in which the Actor overdosed on cocaine.

Last Item! Actor Mark Pellegrino buy lemons and squeeze they for juice!

Item!

Actor Bradley Renfrow ordered a omelette with three kinds of cheese (jack, cheddar, bismark) and also hot peppers and mushroooms.

The Big Nose of Holleeeeeewooooooood Gossip!

Got Kleenex? Because these words are the mucus that fills it!

FIrst Item! Actor Rupert "Weasel" Grint was spotted at a recent City Council meeting for the City in which he lives.

Item B! Actor Dudley Moore build a hammock in his backyard patio. The hammock hangs between a tree and a column.

Item C! Actor David Boreanaz, according to a source, was playing hockey in the street until his friend, Actor Alexis Denisof, hit the tennis ball into a storm drain. Neither Actor was able to retrieve it.

Follow The Beyounce-ing Ball!

It's a Ringading Ting Sing-A-Long with Destiny's Favorite Child and all of her Celebrated friends!

Item #1! Sources close to Actor Billy Zanes say that a party thrown in the Actor's honor was held at a bowling alley in Eagle Rock. Sources that are even closer to Actor Billy Zanes say that the Actor was disappointed in the venue, because he hates bowling.

Item B! Actor Evangeline Lilly was seen wearing a pretty dress at an event in West Los Angeles. The dress was printed with either flowers or a butterfly in movement.

Last Item! Actor David Boreanaz recently added a third floor onto his home, nearly tripling the square footage of the already large property.

A Close Celebrity Shave

Encounters with the rich, famous, and wonderful are often excruciatingly intense, like Actor George Clooney's stubble.

Item #A! Actor Brad Kitts was spotted melting cheese in a fondue pot. When asked what he was fonduing, the Actor remained silent but dipped a piece of rolled up hammo into the melted cheeses.

Middle Item! Actor Laurence Fishborne recently announced that he would be spending the afternoon untangling the knot of cords that had accumulated behind his large plasma television set. The cords include inputs to a DVD player, stereo system, and a number of video game entertainment systems.

Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino purchased a fish. It is rumored that he plans to cook it for a dinner meal.

Building Bridges Across the Celebrity Community

If Holllllleeeeeeeewooooood is a river, then it would be River Phoenix.

First Item! Actor Glorio Estafan was seen carrying a duffel bag across Hollywood Blvd. What was in the bag? Our sources say bricks.

Item #2! Actor Don Johnson recently announced that he would be doing a guest stint as a chef at local Beverly Hills Restaurant Popodillos. The Actor explained that he would be cooking his signature dish, Chili Con Carne over rice.

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver cut his hand on a can of tomato soup that he was opening. The Actor's blood, according to sources, was very similar in color to the soup that was in the can.

Ketchup On Your Favorite Celebrity Small Fries (And Big Fries Too!)

It's a tasty snack in Hollllllleeeeeeeeeeewooooooooood because we're back from hiatus. Big time Newzzzzzzz has happened in our absence, and we are contractually (sociallly) obligated to perform our duties as the final word in gossip items about our celebrity friends. While on hiatus, we caught up with famed Actor David Duchovny for a brief interview about his personal life. The transcript follows. Welcome back to gossip country!

Holllllleeeeeeeeeewooooooood Newwwwzzzzzzz: Hello, Actor David Duchovny. It is a pleasure to speak with you in person at this hamburger restaurant.

Actor David Duchovny: Thanks for meeting me here. I can always enjoy a fresh hamburger. Especially ones as tasty as these.

HN: David, many people say that you are a handsome actor. Some say that you are too handsome. What do you think?

ADD: I am just the right amount of handsome. More handsome than Actor Bruce Willits, and less handsome than Actor Harrison Ford. I think I hit the sweet spot as far as handsome gentlemen go.

HN: Great! David, how do you respond to the rumors that anchovies are your favorite pizza topping?

ADD: That's a great question. I'm a fan of all pizza toppings, and that includes anchovies. But I really don't like to play favorites with my pizza toppings. A ham and pineapple is fine for me, but also mushrooms, olives, and even a spicy sausage topping.

HN: Interesting! David, a lot of readers would like to know how you are getting along with your current co-star, Actor Piper Perabo?

ADD: She's a wonderful person, and also a wonderful Actor. I think that we are good at acting together.

HN: And just so our readers know, you both are currently filming the big-budget sequel to the Robin Hood Movie. What is it like playing a character that lives in a forest?

ADD: I've been a big fan of forests for a very long time. It's a pleasure to work in one. They are very green, like my Hybrid Hyundai sedan.

HN: Thanks for your time. Actor David Duchovny.

Item! Hiatus!

Apologies for the hiatus. Our photography man was recently seen being punched out by a child Actor Fredd Savage. We are currently filing a lawsuit and awaiting charges to be pressed. We will return with thrilling gossipies sooooooon.