Sunday, August 28, 2011

Breaking Bad (Newwwwzzzz for People Who Hate Celebrities!)


In other words, we are breaking GREAT newzzzzzzz for people who love Celebrities!

Item #1! Actor Nicole Kidman recently attended a dinner party that she later described to friends as "boring." The host of the party, when informed of the Actor's comments by one of our staff reporters, responded by crying.

Middle Item! Actor Paul "Ringo" McCartney used his enormous wealth to purchase 400 copies of his friend's new cook book, in an attempt to get it onto the British Newspaper's Top Bestseller Book List.

Last Item! Sources close to Actor Brandon Frasier say that the Actor paid a cosmetic surgeon to tone down the color of his nipples for a smoother looking chest.