Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Can Vegetarians Read Meaty Celebrity Gossips?


If you are of the herbivorous persuasion, please let us know if the following items upset your nutritional balance.

Item a! Actor Mart Wahlburg is developing a new project based on his experience waiting in line behind a a fat woman at a Vons Grocery Store. Actor Danny Masterson is attached as a producer/star.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Tom Welling say that the "Super" Superstar is recovering from a skiing accident in which the Actor overdosed on cocaine.

Last Item! Actor Mark Pellegrino buy lemons and squeeze they for juice!