Encounters with the rich, famous, and wonderful are often excruciatingly intense, like Actor George Clooney's stubble.
Item #A! Actor Brad Kitts was spotted melting cheese in a fondue pot. When asked what he was fonduing, the Actor remained silent but dipped a piece of rolled up hammo into the melted cheeses.
Middle Item! Actor Laurence Fishborne recently announced that he would be spending the afternoon untangling the knot of cords that had accumulated behind his large plasma television set. The cords include inputs to a DVD player, stereo system, and a number of video game entertainment systems.
Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino purchased a fish. It is rumored that he plans to cook it for a dinner meal.
