Celebrity Billiards with Pool Shark Actor Henry "Fozzie" Winkler

If you bet money against his ability to be better than you at pool, you will lose. If you bet money against his ability to entertain you enormously, you will also lose, but you will have won in a different, more important way!

Item #1! Actor Matthew Broaderix and wife, Actor Sally Jessy Raphael, paid a carpenter to install an alcohol bar in their famous rooftop pool, located on the top floor of A Building, New York.

Item B! Actor Swoozie Kurtz enjoyed an African Safari in honor of her 51th birthday. On this trip she saw lions, zebras, monkees, and a gazelle.

Last Item! Actor Billie Piper had difficulty opening an oyster that she had cooked up real nice with garlic butter and chili paste. After struggling with a shucking knife for almost two minutes, she eventually decided that it was not worth the effort and moved on to the next oyster on the plate.

Guaranteed Pure Gossip

The following newzzzzzzz items are truer than true, and also about famous celebrities, guaranteeeeeeeeeed!

Item A! Actor Zach Gladifianikas ordered a rare halibut dish from fancy restaurant Billiards in Beverly Hills, before sending it back because it did not have the correct amount of parlsey garnish.

Item Middling! Actor Dominque Swain carried a large pineapple through a crowded mall in order to serve it to friends at a fruit salad jamboree.

Item 3! Actor Titus Welliver helped build a tree fort for a friend's nephew/

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First Item! Actor Kirkland Douglas appeared on a red carpet wearing a blue scarf. When asked what the scarf meant, the Actor said that it reminded him of his insurance carrier, Blue Cross Medical Insurance.

Item #2 Actor Brian Crandstone ordered an expensive duck dish at a four star restaurant but eventually decided not to eat it because he had filled up on sourdough bread.

Item # 3! Actor Titus Welliver recently trimmed the mustache he had been growing for a little over a week, after remembering that he had to go back to work (acting) in a few days.

All of Your Celebrity Friends Are At Nobu

Nobu, the famous celebrity sushi restaurant, serves things like spicy tuna rolls, california rolls, and spider rolls, but in a much fancier and more expensive way than you might be used to. Fortunately, the following gossip items are free to readers of all levels of wealth.

Item 1! Actor Leif Garett can perform the "Backstroke" swim maneuver at a professional level.

Item #B! According to an identified source, friends who invite Actor Morgam Freeman to their wedding often purchase a decoy wedding cake, because the Actor has, on more than one occasion, eaten the entire cake at a wedding.

Last Item! Actor Joshua Jackson arrived at a signing at a baseball card shop last winter, curiously sporting a fresh tan.

Rubbing Celebrity Gravel into the Open Wound on Your Knee

But of course, you know that you only got this injury skateboarding too fast down the Hollllllleeeeeeeeeewoooooood Hills!

First Item! While eating at a Four Star French Restaurant in Haiti, Actor Dennis Hopper paid the chef $500 to whip up an off-the-menu hamburger so that the Actor could eat something that "reminded [him] of home."

Item 2! Actor Ronald D. Moore opened up a free checking account at Chase Bank. He plans on using his inaugural debit card transaction to buy a birthday dinner for his young girlfriend.

Item #C! Actor Penelope Cruise organized a recent charity event that included a celebrity potato sack race. Famous people including Actor Nicholas Brendon and Actor Dirk Benedict were seen hopping to and fro in canvas sacks held up to their wastes.

A Pop Quiz About the Top Biz! (Being a Celebrity Actor in Movies!)

What type of Famous Paining should Actor Jennifer Garners hang on the wall that she co-owns with her husband, Actor Casey Affleck?

This Choice- Monet's "Brigadoon"

Choice #2 Jasper Johns' "Flag Boys"

Different Choice- Andy Warhol's "Andy Warhol Nine Ways"

Choice D- Monet's "Portrait of Winston Churchill"

Please draw a picture of your answer, scan it into an image scanner, then print it out and mail it to a twitter account affiliated with your local art dealer, with a note indicating that it is a response to a Hollllllleeeeeeewoooood poll.

A Small Time Operation Featuring News About Big Time Operators

Celebrities in Hollllleeeeeeeewoooooooood operate on an enormous scale, so much so that it can be hard to keep track of their goings, be they on or off. Hopefully the following newzzzzzz items can help you keep track!

Item A! Actor John E. Depp recently cooked up a tasty asparagus and bacon casserole for him and a few close friends, including Actor Will Sasso.

Middle Item! Actor Catherine Xenu Jones broke the lid of her toilet seat while performing a particularly thorough cleaning of the bathroom in her condo in Sherman Oaks. According to an identified source, the Actor is currently shopping for a good deal on replacements at the website of Hardware Store Home Depot.

Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino has taken up making jerky as a hobby. Reports suggest that he has already prepared beef, venison and salmon varieties, and is currently working on a recipe that will utilize Buffalo Meats.

Everybody Pray As Hard As You Can For Actor Russell Crow

He is waiting to hear news about an upcoming Film Role about a French garden technician. It just might be his ticket to the big time, so put your hands together and start begging the big man upstairs! In other newzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

First Item! Sources close to Actor Eddie Murphy say that the superstar comedian finally moved the stack of old newspapers that had been taking up space on his dining room table.

Item 2! Actor Peter Wellers and Actor Peter Sellers were both at the same dry cleaners on Beverly Blvd and the two became confused about which one each of them were.

Item C! Unsatisfied with the selection at his local Vons, Actor Titus Welliver purchased a meat grinder so that he could make turkey sausages to his own exacting specifications. It has been rumored that Welliver's close friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino, has volunteered to help Welliver eat the sausages at an uncomfirmed date.

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Actor French Stewart keeps a cookie jar filled with the seeds of eaten tomatoes.
A second Cookie Jar in the Actor's house contains pistachio nut.

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Sources close to Actor Bryce Dallas Howard have said that the Actor keeps horses in a cage in the backyard of her mansion in Palos Verdes, and that they are occasionally taken out of the cage and allowed to run around in a nearby field.

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Actor Fiona Apple was recently cast as "Herself" in the upcoming season of "Real Housewives of Culver City."

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Actor Sean William Scott was spotted carrying a Santa Claus suit out of a costume rental shop in Agoura Hills. Planning early for XMas? We hope so.......

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Maps to Celebrated Homes and Celebrated Houses are available at all points in time!

Item #1! Actor Donal Sutherland opened a boutique in Los Feliz specializing in miniature tin replicas of historical liquor bottles. Sutherland's store, which is better described as shelves in the back area in a video game shop, is called "Tinnitus!"

Item B! Actor Barry Pepper was spotted walking a across a field of grass that was clearly marked with a sign that said "keep off grass". Park officials speculate that the popular actor may have cost the City upwards of $4.21 in recently planted grass seeds.

Last Item! Actor Jamie Lynn Curtiss recently announced that she would be purchasing an expensive gold locket from famous Jeweler Tiffany. The Actor went on to say that she would be putting a picture of her dog Sandy in the locket, and then putting the locket around the neck of Carlo, her other dog.

Auctioning Off Actor Jim Carrey's Star Wars Action Figures!

The Actor has fallen on hard times, and the following celebrated gossip items are sponsored by his famous collectable auction, available now on Ebayze, and Auction Website.

Item A! Leading Actor Jared "Neato" Leto was recently promoted to a managerial position at the accounting office where he works when not filming movies.

Middle Item! Actor Wesley Craven was spotted getting a haircut. When contacted for confirmation on the tip, Craven's organization would only confirm that he once had long hair and now it is shorter.

Item #3! Sources close to Actor Will Smiths say that he was once again disappointed when a package he had ordered almost a week ago failed to arrive in his mailbox yet again.

Take Our Poll (Pot)

Actor Gwen Stefanis ought to eat a hamburger. What style of Hamburger ought she ought to eat?

Choice a! Turkee Burger

Choice This One! A Tasty Burger of Nuts and Wheys

Choice 3! Diet Snapple Braised Beefy Bit Burger!

Choice X! A Light and Fresh Roast Turkey Burger.

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Today's Celebrity Poll! Make Your Decision!

What flavor of iced fruit-flavored pop should Actor Cillian Murphy eat in order to make himself seem the sexiest?


Choices A! Strawberry/Kiwi!


Choices 2! Coconut Jam!


Next Choices! Blue!


Another Choices! Unflavored (oxygen)!

Please leave your response in a post office box along with five dollars and a note to your local post master general about shipping things to this blogs.

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It says "YIELD (for great celebrity gossip!)"

Item A! After his roommate informed him that he was moving to a different city, Actor Roland Emmerich decided that he was financially well-off enough to take over the entire lease of the two bedroom apartment by himself. It is speculated that the Actor will turn the now-vacant second bedroom into a home office.

Item 2! Actor Sarah Silverman recently visited a doctor after making an appointment. She was later spotted filling a prescription at a Pharmacy in a Target Store. This blog's best wishes go out to the ailing Superstar Actor and we hope that she is feeling better soon!

Last Item! Actor David Boreanaz was spotted shirtlessly planting a tree in his backyard, with the intent of chopping it down for fire wood in the colder portion of the year.

Today's Celebrity Poll! Cast Your Votes!

Which debonair Master Actor should perpetual bachelorette Actor Alexis Bleidel marry if she wants to have the best looking children?
Choices are
A! Actor Brandon Routh
2! Actor Will "Will.I.Am" Iams
X! Actor Tim Robbins' Son
Last! Actor Marc Pellegrino

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Jefferson Starship: A Celebrity's Favorite Band!

Of course it is, but do you know which one? (This is today's blind item!)

First Item! Actor Kelly Priston was seen tearing down a wall with a sledge hammer in an attempt to "make a few extra bucks in the neighborhood."

Item 2! Actor Carlson Crestley recently submitted his classic recipe for Cajun-styled jambalaya to Gourmet magazine. When contacted for comment, Editor Sammy Pepperidge had not made a decision about publishing it.

Item C! Actor Scott Patterson, upon dropping eggs to the ground in his kitchen while making an omelette, was heard to make a comment about the situation.

A Careful Handling of Daily Celebrated Topics

Our gossip tipsters wear protective latex gloves, goggles, and an attitude that lets you know they truly care.

Item A! A judge ordered Actor Elizabeth Bank to perform community service at a garbage sorting facility as a sentence for her role as a driver in a gang-related double homicide.

Item 2! Actor Leonard Nimoy and his Wife recently announced that they are expecting a new child. Upon further questioning by members of the press, Nimoy clarified that the couple is currently expecting a new child to take over the recently abandoned position of newspaper deliverer in their upscale neighborhood.

Last Item! Though he is not appearing on Television Reality Show "The Bachelor," Actor Titus Welliver is a bachelor and is currently dating 14 women that live in a mansion together.