Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Everybody Pray As Hard As You Can For Actor Russell Crow


He is waiting to hear news about an upcoming Film Role about a French garden technician. It just might be his ticket to the big time, so put your hands together and start begging the big man upstairs! In other newzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

First Item! Sources close to Actor Eddie Murphy say that the superstar comedian finally moved the stack of old newspapers that had been taking up space on his dining room table.

Item 2! Actor Peter Wellers and Actor Peter Sellers were both at the same dry cleaners on Beverly Blvd and the two became confused about which one each of them were.

Item C! Unsatisfied with the selection at his local Vons, Actor Titus Welliver purchased a meat grinder so that he could make turkey sausages to his own exacting specifications. It has been rumored that Welliver's close friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino, has volunteered to help Welliver eat the sausages at an uncomfirmed date.