Monday, May 23, 2011

Rubbing Celebrity Gravel into the Open Wound on Your Knee



But of course, you know that you only got this injury skateboarding too fast down the Hollllllleeeeeeeeeewoooooood Hills!

First Item! While eating at a Four Star French Restaurant in Haiti, Actor Dennis Hopper paid the chef $500 to whip up an off-the-menu hamburger so that the Actor could eat something that "reminded [him] of home."

Item 2! Actor Ronald D. Moore opened up a free checking account at Chase Bank. He plans on using his inaugural debit card transaction to buy a birthday dinner for his young girlfriend.

Item #C! Actor Penelope Cruise organized a recent charity event that included a celebrity potato sack race. Famous people including Actor Nicholas Brendon and Actor Dirk Benedict were seen hopping to and fro in canvas sacks held up to their wastes.