Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Beyond the Realm of Understanding Comes Gossip from the Cosmos


That is, if the working definition of "the cosmos" is Los Angeles county and its surrounding areas (Orange County)! Once everybody is clear on that, it's safe to move on to some truly mind blowing celebrity developments.

Item A! Actor Taylor Swifty was spotted demonstrating the properties of gravity to a group of middle school students outside of Mrs. Granley's classroom. The famous Celebrity's demonstration, which included the dropping of a roll of paper towels into a bucket of water, both impressed and educated the gathering of tweens.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Evan Rachel Martha Wood say that the Actor has recently moved on from her infatuation of Television Program "Weeds" (starring Actor Kevin Nealon) and is now working her way through episodes of Reality Program "The Famous Housewives of Sacremento County."

Item #3! Actor Gavin Rossdale recently changed a burnt out lightbulb in his dry goods pantry by asking his servant to change the burnt out light bulb in his pantry.