Monday, October 17, 2011

Dawson's Blitz-creek of Famous Gossip!


Keep the pacey with the alert sirens and head to your Katie Homb Shelter because the following celebrity items are falling from the sky and you don't want to get hit, because then you will be a real Michell Williams.

Item #A! Actor Brian Crayon stepped quickly over the grey tiles in his local Lucky supermarket as he and his friend, Actor Donal Logue played a game in which the tiles in question were "hot lava."

Middle Item! Actor Ron D. Moore was spotted putting money into a parking meter of an adult ponorgraphics video store in Santo Monica.

Item 3! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that he defied his local city board by putting up truly ghoulish and extensive Halloween decorations.