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Actor Paul Mark Gosselier was spotted eating olives straight out of a jar at a local Lucky supermarket. The actor then closed the lid of the jar and placed it back in the shelf.
If you were the unlucky shopper to purchase a jar of olives from Lucky that is two-three olives short of the olive count listed on the jar of olives, tell us your story. Contact this blog at olivesforoliver_oliveboy_allovertheplace@olives9111.com to report this olive theft.

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Actor Vincent Galloway recently sponsored a youth safety meeting discouraging many local youths from joining gangs, driving around fast, and even engaging in pre-marital romance.

Gosh Bless Our Celebrated Favorites!!

Actor Dusty Hoffmen! Actor Antonion Saboto Junior! Actor Bing Cosby! They are some of our favorites, and in them of Gosh Almighty, we will celebrate them and their excellent contributions!

Item A! Actor Alexis Bliedel was recently seen driving a motorized scooter around on a dry river bed with three leather jacket-clad teen boys.

Middle Item! Famous Actor Jim Brewer announced that he would be making pesto spaghetti noodles for him and his girlfriend, who is not famous.

Item C! Actor Titus Welliver recently lost a lot of weight. Sources close to the Actor say that his good friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino, found much of that weight, and "then some."

Break Bread with the Box Office Blockbusters!

Who could forget the very first meal ever in Holleeeeewoooood, starring Actor Richard Burton and Actor Elizebeth Taylor?

First Item! Actor Antonio Bourdain was recently cast in the biopic about the life of famous celery farmer Johann Schmidt. He will be starring against Actor Chase Crawford and Actor Maria Bello.

Item #2! Sources close to Actor Bill Pullman say that the famed superstar recently took out an classified ad in an attempt to get rid of a broken lawn mower that has been in his garage for several years.

Item C! Actor Tania Raymonde was spotted cooking vegietables on the stove at her home in Santo Monica.

Dawson's Blitz-creek of Famous Gossip!

Keep the pacey with the alert sirens and head to your Katie Homb Shelter because the following celebrity items are falling from the sky and you don't want to get hit, because then you will be a real Michell Williams.

Item #A! Actor Brian Crayon stepped quickly over the grey tiles in his local Lucky supermarket as he and his friend, Actor Donal Logue played a game in which the tiles in question were "hot lava."

Middle Item! Actor Ron D. Moore was spotted putting money into a parking meter of an adult ponorgraphics video store in Santo Monica.

Item 3! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that he defied his local city board by putting up truly ghoulish and extensive Halloween decorations.

Celebritie Foodies!

Our Celebrity Partners love to eat food, and nowhere do they eat more food in the famous Hollllllleeeeeeeeeewooooooood. Here is some newz about the foods that they eat!

First Item! Actor Ray Davies ordered a $40 hamburger sandwich from the room service at the Balderdish-Beverly hotel and spa in fabulous Beberly Hills. The hamburger, according to the Actor, was only so-so.

Item B! Actor Mary-Kay Olsen was spotted picking the olives out of the mortadella in her italian hero.

Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino dotted his french fried potatoes with splashes of ketchup and malt vinegar alternately.

Bilking A Belebrity Billionaire!

Coin operated machines dispense the celebrity gossip, but if an enterprising young entrepreneur put a slug in the machine, the gossip would be free! Lucky for you, that is today's case.

Item Topps! Actor Oregon Pramble ordered eggs in a difficult style at a breakfrist restaurant in Los Feliz. Splattered with gold flakes and ruby pepper, the eggs were guaranteed greased and grained.

Item Cream! Source close to Actor Ryan Goslen say that he buys big bulk at the local Price Club store. Large jars of pickles, olives, and even pickles are packed into the trunk of his SUV and later eaten by members of his family.

Final Item! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted lounging shirtless by a pool at a jacuzzi resort in Scottsdale, Arizona. Many females were seen nearby admiring the Actor's kickin' bod.

Gossip Highway

Hop into the autobus and take a ride down the scenic route to celebrity town. Everybody is here waiting for you!

Itema! Actor Robert Rodriquez sprayed water from his garden hose at a neighborhood dog that has been barking lately.

Middle Item! Actor Patrick Goohan was spotted friending a young attractive girl on internet website MYspace.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver recently forgot how to ride a bicycle, despite what his friend Actor Marc Pellegrino had told him only days earlier.

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Actor John Travolti had a new perscription filled for his x-ray specs.

Holllllllleeeeeewooooood Weather Report!

There is a only a fifty percent chance of rain this evening, but there is a 103% of celebrity gossip dropping! Look out for it, and bring your Humbrellas!

Item A! Actor Lauren Graham asked a carnival man to guess her weight at the LA County fair. The guess was exactly seven pounds off, but Graham refused to disclose if that meant seven below her weight or seven above.

Middle Item! Actor Gerald Butler organized a pep rally to show support for a local teenager that is struggling to overcome carpool tunnels disease.

Item #3! Actor Marc Pellegrino was spotted putting files into a filing cabinet in a room near his home.

Formal Invitation to this Gossip Party!

R.S.V.P. (Relatable Superstars Venture Pleasingly (into your life!))

Item #A! Actor Desi Arnaz ordered a chocolate malt with an extra long straw while driving through a Jack In The Box restaurant in his 1985 Honda Civiv.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Marie Calendar say that the famous superstar hired a team of workers to chop down a tree in her front yard that had grown to rapidly and had started to block her view of the San Gabriel Valley.

Item 3! Actor Mark Pellegrino was seen opening a can of whoops ass on a team of local men.

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Sources say that Actor Lian Neesom has been playing the same Fine Young Cannonballs song forty times in a row in his bedroom.

Today's Celebrity Sightings!

Actor Pete Townsend was seen carrying groceries out of a Lucky supermarket.

Billionaire Actor McCauley Culkin was spotted riding in airplane near LAX Airport.

Actor Benicio Del Tarot was seen buying a CD of an unidentified band's greatest hits.

Actor Zach Braff was seen settling out of court.

Actor Nicole Kidmen and Actor Ricardo Montablan were seen canoodling in a jacuzzi at a jacuzzi store on Fairfax Blvd.

Actor Tony Roma was spotted stiffing a valet at a hotel in Beverly Hills.

Actor Marc Pellegrino was seen organizing the papers on his desk.

Notorious N.E.W.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.

It was all a dream/They used to read US Weekly Magazine/With Actor Brendan Fraser and Actor Sarah Jessico Parker-Broderick all up in the limousine!

Item A! Actor Melissa Tomei scored great seats to the upcoming Soundgarden Show. Sources close to the famous movie celebrity say that the she got them by kissing Singer Chris Cornell on the mouth.

Item #2! Actor Brad Garrett was spotted in the cookbook section of his local Crown Booksellers. Hosting a dinner party, Brad?

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver accidentally opened a can of peas, when he meant to open a can of corn kernels meant for a chili dish that includes corn. The peas were discarded, for a net loss of 89 cents.