Celebs Honest Truth

Accepting the Word of Actor Cheryl Crow as the Hollllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooood Gospel!

First Item! Actor Michael J. Focks ordered lobster at a fancy italian restaurant.

Item 2! Sources close to Actor John Noble say that the superstar celeb built a treehouse in his backyard out of wood planks and nails.

Item C! Actor Marc Pellegrino, according to reports, challenged a local man in a "Handsome Contest." The prize was the friendship of an attractive woman. The source could not verify which contestant won, but it has been confirmed that both parties removed their shirts.

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Actor Ron Livingston paid a neighbor $490 dollars to let his friends park in her driveway after realizing that there was not enough street parking for every single one of the people he invited his birthday jamboree.

Sox versus Socks: A Debate in the Mind of Actor Daniel Craig

The famous British Actor struggles daily with his inclination to spell the word with an "x" instead of the longer "cks". This comes up frequently, because he often writes letters about his feet to close friends.

Item A! Actor Warren Beady was seen popping balloons under his expensive Italian loafer at a park in Eagle Rock.

Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandon "Toody" Routh say that the superstar slash wonderboy Actor has recently released a celebrated mix-tape of rap music. A search engine search revealed that the mix tape is titled "Too Hot for Even A Volcano!"

Item 3! Actor Marc Pellegrino crashed his car into good friend Actor Matthew Fox. Witnesses at the scene say that Fox, who is worth much more money than Pellegrino, simply walked away from the accident. One of Fox's personal assistants arrived a few minutes later to work out insurance matters with Pellegrino.

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Billionaire famous Actor Scarlette Johanssen appeared in a recent photo section of Elle(n) magazine. An accompanying article allowed the Actor to expound on her life as a rich famous woman.

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Actor Barry Pepper and Actor Billy Piper's new baby was officially named Brownie Piper-Pepper today at Long Beach Memorial Hospital at 12:17.

Gossip Like Lightning!

Striking down all the anti-celebrity movement aficionados with a quick jolt of electric, eclectic tidbits.

First Item! Actor Jon Bon Jovi enlisted in the military in the hope that, after his tour of duty, the government would pay for some of the costs of his college education.

Item B! Actor Robert Mitchum pitched a baseball to his young son at a park near the Getty Museum.

Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver wrote a thank you note to his grandmother after she remembered to call him on his birthday.

The Lovely Bones of Superstar Bred Pittza

Check his cheekies for speckles. You will find none. That is the case for many famed actors, but especially Mr. Jennifer Anuston. On to the newwwwwwzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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First Item! Actor Billionaire Zane chased a peacock down a road in Palo Verdes.

Item 2! Actor Edward Nortan devised a plan to sneak through security at a party at the lovely bar near Beverly Blvd and Chuco Ave. The plan involved a flying taco as part of the distraction technique.

Item #C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver disclosed that the famous Person disagreed with a telephone representative of Communication Company ATT. After pleading his case, the Actor walked away with over thirty dollars in free "anytime" minutes.