The famous British Actor struggles daily with his inclination to spell the word with an "x" instead of the longer "cks". This comes up frequently, because he often writes letters about his feet to close friends.
Item A! Actor Warren Beady was seen popping balloons under his expensive Italian loafer at a park in Eagle Rock.
Middle Item! Sources close to Actor Brandon "Toody" Routh say that the superstar slash wonderboy Actor has recently released a celebrated mix-tape of rap music. A search engine search revealed that the mix tape is titled "Too Hot for Even A Volcano!"
Item 3! Actor Marc Pellegrino crashed his car into good friend Actor Matthew Fox. Witnesses at the scene say that Fox, who is worth much more money than Pellegrino, simply walked away from the accident. One of Fox's personal assistants arrived a few minutes later to work out insurance matters with Pellegrino.
