Sunday, June 19, 2011

A Fine Gossip Suit to Fit the Muscles of Any Handsome Celeb!


Just consider this blog to be the tailor-tellers, stitching together scraps of rumors and threads of speculation into a luxurious tapestry of important information about the top Heavyweights in Hollllllllleeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwooooooooooood.

Item #1! Actor Michael J. White was spotted showering after being told by a close friend that his denim jacket was "smelly."

Middle Item! Actor Kristen Duns't invented a new type of salad that includes ingredients such as pepperonis, goat cheese and asparagus tippies. The Famous Actor served it to her boyfriend on the anniversary of their first french kiss.

Item C! Sources close to Actor Titus Welliver say that the Superstar Celeb spent the last few weeks recovering from a cosmetic surgery that moved nearly one dozen of his facial hair follicles to a new, more aesthetically pleasing location. The location is rumored to be just above his upper lip.