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First Item! Actor Robert RedFord was knocked on the noggin by a loose ceiling fan that fell from the ceiling of his young girlfriend's apartment ceiling. According to an identified source, the Actor has described his condition as being "okay for such an old man."
Item B! Actor Jonathan Knoxville accidentally ordered too big of a hamburger during a recent visit to a hamburger restaurant. As reported by eyewitnesses, the Actor decided too finish the entire thing anyway because he didn't want to disappoint his fans.
Item #3! Actor Titus Welliver was spotted giving away kittens in front of his house. The kittens, which were being kept in a large cardboard box, were, according to witnesses, very cute. Welliver was heard to say that he is saving one of the kittens for his good friend, Actor Marc Pellegrino.
