There is a wave of celebrity gossip crashing into the hull of the S.S. Talented and Handsome, also known as Actor Tom Cruise. He was spotted digging a large and deep hole in an isolated section of the Angeles National Forest at approximately four in the morning. Studying for a role? Hopefully so, because Cruise is reliably excellent in his films! On to today's items!
Item 1! While speaking at a conference for underutilized house wives, Actor Wesly Snipes discussed his recent difficulties with riding roller coasters at amusement parks. He described himself as "too quick to become nauseas," and criticized the "tricky" design of many of the more modern coasters.
Item B! Actor Anna Torv was seen returning a gift to the customer service department at Nordstrom's Department Store. Sources close to the Actor say that she was returning a pan she had received as a gift that was not as good as the pan that she already owned.
Last Item! Actor Bruce Willis considered investing in Professional Hockey Team the Kings, before realizing that hockey is not very popular.
