Thursday, November 18, 2010

Mr. Simpson


Today's stories contain so much juice, you'd think that a group of high school students were throwing oranges at your computer screen!

Item #1 Actor Billy Crudup paid a caricature artist working on the Universal Citywalk to draw a picture of his shirtless abdomen. The actor spent several hours in advance of the artistic session grooming his chest hairs into the logo of a Metallica tribute band that plays regularly in his hometown of Bishop, Ohio. The logo depicts a skull eating breakfast (in hell).

Item B! Actor Robert Deniro threw out a carton of milk that had expired the previous day. Not wanting his kitchen to smell like old milk, he then emptied the trash into the dumpster on the side of his apartment complex.

Last Item! Actor Titus Welliver is expected to appear in an upcoming Broadway performance of wicked as a Member of the Audience.